I think Bender would be appalled at Douglas Hines' latest unveiling of the newest craze in sex without a real woman. Sure, it can carry on a conversation with you and respond to your touch, and it probably doesn't have any built-in STI's, but still. a $7,000 pleasure device? I hope these men don't have any kids, and if they do, I hope they don't want them to start calling Roxxxy, Mom. What is the world coming to?
~Until Then