I AM SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE... I JUST GOT DONE WITH TRACK WE DID LOTS OF STRE4TCHES AND TIPETOES STUFF AND SPIRINTING AND BUTT KICKS. WE RAN 2 MILES UUUGGGGGGH BUT IT RAINED AND DFELT GOOD!!!
*COLAPESES ON FLOOR*

Today I was remebering the "incedent" in play practice back in February. As I was reading what other people had heard/saw in their blogs I remembered how many different types of stories came up from that. Very few people got the whole story. Some say that she took 5 or 6 blows to me I only felt one, but for some reason I had a huge bruise on my back for a while(not remebering how I got it) Others say we had a fist fight and tackled each other. It was total hell (I'm sorry if you are very religious) the next day. The basket ball team had seen me run into the bathroom crying and holding my head. So they have their own version. All day long for the next two days my head was on show and tell. A ton of people coming up to me and asking what happened, are you sueing, are you going to send her to jail (my father and these well within his rights) is she really pyshco? I grossed out many people with my "battle" wound (although I never saw it my self) I was so incrdibly sore for the next week. The day of the incedent I was called into Mr. Christianson's office and gave a testimony of exactly what happened. I gave him the picture and told him my story. Mr. Newendorp came in a while later and asked what my dad's car looked like and if I could remember his cellphone number off the top of my head (Ms. Sears and him laughed) I am very grateful to the other girl for not lying on her part of the story. I am sorry for the people that were called into testify. The only reason they were called in was because I gave their names in my story.

On a happier note I saw Secret Window yesterday and loved it. It is so twisted and confusing, but it is so good. OOOOOOOOO Johnny Depp *drool*.

Today's word
dork ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dôrk)
n.
Slang. A stupid, inept, or foolish person: “the stupid antics of America's favorite teen-age cartoon dorks”

dic·tion·ar·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dksh-nr)
n. pl. dic·tion·ar·ies
A reference book containing an alphabetical list of words, with information given for each word, usually including meaning, pronunciation, and etymology

ElectricOzzy7: i cant wait to see ur hair cut
Movielover20080: she cut it too short
ElectricOzzy7: where is it on ur head
ElectricOzzy7: ha
ElectricOzzy7: hahaha
Movielover20080: where it usually is
Movielover20080: its about to my shoulders
ElectricOzzy7: dumb question

Here's some structure for your day:

ElectricOzzy7: ceiled, ceil·ing, ceils
To provide or cover with a ceiling.

floor ( P ) Pronunciation Key (flôr, flr)
n.
The surface of a room on which one stands.

wall ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wôl)
n.
An upright structure of masonry, wood, plaster, or other building material serving to enclose, divide, or protect an area, especially a vertical construction forming an inner partition or exterior siding of a building.


OR AS THOMAS PUT IT SIMPLY
tomamama29: ceiling: up.
tomamama29: floor: down
tomamama29: wall: sideways

Interesting Conversation

ElectricOzzy7: hello
tomamama29: ello
ElectricOzzy7: how is ur s.b.
tomamama29: silly bunny?
tomamama29: squishy bananas?
ElectricOzzy7: yes
tomamama29: scary barbers?
ElectricOzzy7: haaa
tomamama29: stupid babies?
ElectricOzzy7: hahahahaha
ElectricOzzy7: noooooooo not again ahhhhhhhhh
ElectricOzzy7: darn
ElectricOzzy7: leave me alone darn u
ElectricOzzy7: ahhhhhhhh
ElectricOzzy7: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh
ElectricOzzy7: arg
ElectricOzzy7: not u thomas
tomamama29: err
tomamama29: voices?
tomamama29: sister?
ElectricOzzy7: voices and hiccups
tomamama29: headache?
tomamama29: ah.
ElectricOzzy7: bad hiccups
tomamama29: not a good combination, voices and hiccups
tomamama29: which are louder?
ElectricOzzy7: hiccups
ElectricOzzy7: they taste like soap
tomamama29: really? have you eaten any soap lately
tomamama29: ?
ElectricOzzy7: no but i dipped my fingers in candle wax that smelled like saop but how the taste got in my moith ?
ElectricOzzy7: blech
tomamama29: eat anything sticky after the candle incident?
ElectricOzzy7: no i did not blech
ElectricOzzy7: my hiccups sound like loud firecrackers
tomamama29: and what are the voices saying?
ElectricOzzy7: many different no not differwent yes different noo no no no n no
ElectricOzzy7: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ElectricOzzy7: there are telling me to get mouth wash
tomamama29: why? Did you say something nasty?
ElectricOzzy7: no to get the blech taste out of my mouth brb k
tomamama29: don't use soap as mouthwash.
ElectricOzzy7: am i an idiot
ElectricOzzy7: ?
tomamama29: no
tomamama29: sorry.
ElectricOzzy7: well plastic must be really smart
tomamama29: errr.
tomamama29: yes.
ElectricOzzy7: i cant get the child safety lock off the mouth wash
ElectricOzzy7: rrrrrrrrrrrr
tomamama29: hehe.
ElectricOzzy7: i got rid of the soap but no i have mouth wash breathe i swallowed some blech
tomamama29: by the way, how are your hiccups?
ElectricOzzy7: good i cant believe i swallowed that bleach

here is something incredibly stupid to do... but it involves exploding pigs

here is something incredibly stupid to do... but it involves exploding pigs

*hutoooo* *splat* *hutoooo* *splat* *hutoooo* *splat* *stop that* *ahhhhh* *splat* GAAASSSSSSPPPPPPP CAN'T BREATHE........ HICCUP..... OH NOW IT IS THE CALLING TO THE WORLD. That is all I have to say...

oh now im hungry

im still bored

im bored

Yetserday i just hung with my friends we actually "regular" teenagers, beacuse we sat and talked at the mall being bored and trying to come up with things to do. We had just gone bowling and came up iwth te team name Jaba: Jordan Alli Brittany Amanda Jaba. But it soon broke up and became two seperate teams JB AND AA. Jordan vowed never to teach me anything again. He taught me how to launch spit wads at things, and well I shot it at this beer poster and got caught. Oh well!!!!

PLAY IS OVER YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I AM DONE BUT SAD OK!!!
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FRIENDS BILLY, TED, OR JUSTIN?

Last night was the cast and crew party at bucca's we all had one hell of a time (sears even spilled spaghetti on herself). The food was absoulutly wonderfull but the other people in the room ,not us, were down rite rude. This one lady turned around and told us to shut up (well basicaly) just because she couldn't hear her friends that were a foot in front of her. Well that is the stupididist thing i've ever heard because i could hear everyone around me and makeout what they were saying. I will admit we were the loudest in there but hey you try to get 30 some odd (ephassiss on the odd part) teenagers to quite down. We we all got politly asked to leave at 7 o'clock but this is how it was put in words by my friends

ImOkWithThat44: then we got kicked out
mormonFBplr14: did we really?
ImOkWithThat44: technically when someone says "ok, everyone OUT!" you've been kicked out
ImOkWithThat44: but thats just me

That referring to the cast party at Buca.
But on a happier note Jordan made me laugh so hard i couldn't breathe and i started crying. He has succeded!!!
And I am a pirate and am going to Johnny Depp and move to Utah!!!

I HAVE A CELLPHONE AGAIN!!! On Sat. my dad bought me a new cellphone because my mom is being a b**** and won't give me my old back. I am now mobile/ On the other hand our play Makin' it is on show in two weeks. But the sad part is only 3 out of the 20+ people know there lines.

wassup? I have so much going on rite now! Play is so hectic we managed to get 3 pages done in 2 hours. Show choir and contest has also got me tied down i've got to memorize 9 peices before april. But anyways enough about that damn stuff read this conversation I had with my friend tomamama. Amuse yourself and please ignore all the tyops... tpoys... ypotys... TYPOS!!!!
Sunday February 15th, 2003

tomamama29: are you going to practice monday?
ElectricOzzy7: yes i have to
ElectricOzzy7: u
tomamama29: same
ElectricOzzy7: i have to be there every day of practice
tomamama29: same here
ElectricOzzy7: what is the sat. gonna be like w/ 60 some odd people
tomamama29: i agree with the odd part
ElectricOzzy7: ha
tomamama29: it's going to be hectic
tomamama29: and sears will be very angry at the end of the day
tomamama29: and stressed
ElectricOzzy7: what about food and money
tomamama29: no idea
ElectricOzzy7: i think it will be every man woman for him her self
tomamama29: every man-woman?
tomamama29: scary thought.
ElectricOzzy7: we do chicken rite
tomamama29: scary thought again, but not as much
ElectricOzzy7: u put it all in our heads thomas
ElectricOzzy7: no offens
tomamama29: actually, that was jordan
ElectricOzzy7: oh
ElectricOzzy7: sry
tomamama29: i think I helped publicize it though, so I'm guilty on that count
ElectricOzzy7: all plays and mimes shows are very perverted on the under skin
ElectricOzzy7: what day will u die according to the death clock
ElectricOzzy7: ahh u spaced off again
tomamama29 signed off at 5:55:58 PM.
tomamama29 signed on at 5:56:00 PM.
ElectricOzzy7: what the
tomamama29: computer problem
tomamama29: it does that randomly
ElectricOzzy7: ahh
ElectricOzzy7: mine too
ElectricOzzy7: when will u die according to the death clock
tomamama29: some time in 2060
tomamama29: that was random
ElectricOzzy7: No not really im lookind at mine rite now i die sunday july 14 2069 i have 2,064,027, 809....908...807 ...second left
tomamama29: heh
ElectricOzzy7: 808*
tomamama29: you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older
ElectricOzzy7: i knwo its gerat heee
ElectricOzzy7: i shall prove it wrong and destroy the internet and all the minds it has taken power of
ElectricOzzy7: hahahaha
tomamama29: can one destroy the internet?
ElectricOzzy7: i dont know but i will try
ElectricOzzy7:
ElectricOzzy7: you know my motto man u can always count on me ill always let u down
tomamama29: right then
ElectricOzzy7: ooooo mythbusters starts in an hour
ElectricOzzy7: *frolics off to the tv* stares blankly
tomamama29: but...an hour!
ElectricOzzy7: ya well...
ElectricOzzy7: i can amuse myself with the distortyed reflection cof myself coming from the tv
ElectricOzzy7: of
tomamama29: and make funny faces, of course
ElectricOzzy7: well of course]
ElectricOzzy7: do u guys have to do a poetry unit in english
tomamama29: we might
tomamama29: i'm not sure
ElectricOzzy7: ohh
ElectricOzzy7: we started ours and it bites
ElectricOzzy7: i bet if a really mean person saw a porr old blind man on the street he or she would probably rob him blind
ElectricOzzy7: ha no pun intended
tomamama29: wow
tomamama29: that was kind of funny and sad
ElectricOzzy7: ya i know
ElectricOzzy7: my dad heard me laugh and is very scared
ElectricOzzy7: i cant see strait
tomamama29: i'd be afraid too
ElectricOzzy7: we should all be afraid of the mist powerful weapons inthe universe our minds
ElectricOzzy7: *scary music*
tomamama29: scary scary music
tomamama29: that's a good weapon
ElectricOzzy7: ya
ElectricOzzy7: dum da dum.. da ddum da dum da dum... daaaaaaaaa dum dddddaaaaaaaaa dummmmmmm dum
tomamama29: scary scary weapon
ElectricOzzy7: lol;
tomamama29: the children are fleeing in horror
tomamama29: it's almost as if a naked man has ran into the room with a knife
ElectricOzzy7: i just stand there and laugh
ElectricOzzy7: ha
ElectricOzzy7: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ElectricOzzy7: its the year 2028 presidental elctions r coming uo the canidayes are Jordan for the rep. side and Joanna for the dem. side who wins?
ElectricOzzy7: canidates*
ElectricOzzy7: ahh ur comp frozze
tomamama29: no, yours did
ElectricOzzy7: no
ElectricOzzy7: who wins
tomamama29: well, probably jordan, because he's a guy, and women can't be president.
ElectricOzzy7: ah thats not true
tomamama29: i know
ElectricOzzy7: it could scratch that will happen
tomamama29: i was just joking
ElectricOzzy7: hmmmmm
ElectricOzzy7: no seriouly who'd win
tomamama29: it'd get ugly, that's for sure
ElectricOzzy7: no kidding
ElectricOzzy7: if a piano player is called a pianist why isnt a race car driver called a racist
tomamama29: woah
tomamama29: that's good
ElectricOzzy7: english language is wierd
tomamama29: very
ElectricOzzy7: did ur comp frez
tomamama29: today is boring compared to yesterday
tomamama29: not yet
ElectricOzzy7: y
ElectricOzzy7: i am going to ask u a question and i want u to answer very truthfully ok
tomamama29: sure
ElectricOzzy7: Do you Thomas Francis Matysik work for or in any form of the government?
tomamama29: heh
ElectricOzzy7: well///
tomamama29: i refuse to answer
ElectricOzzy7: fine
ElectricOzzy7: *stomps off in a huffy*
tomamama29: huffy indeed
ElectricOzzy7: brb
tomamama29: right
ElectricOzzy7: kcab
tomamama29: cab?
tomamama29: where?
ElectricOzzy7: outside ur house
tomamama29: never!
ElectricOzzy7: did u know that sharpies are permanent on most serfaces
ElectricOzzy7: and there nontoxic
tomamama29: what about hamsters?
tomamama29: yes, hamsters are non-toxic, but are they permanent on hamsters?
ElectricOzzy7: i ..like..those...things..there...evil..very...evil
ElectricOzzy7: dontlike
ElectricOzzy7: i dont no lets find out
tomamama29: my sister's hamster would be your perfect friend
tomamama29: it enjoys escaping from cages.
ElectricOzzy7: shutup
ElectricOzzy7: nnnnnnoooooooooooo
ElectricOzzy7: me and hamsters just don get alon *movie falsh back over exagerated*
tomamama29: wow
tomamama29: the hamsterdance I assume?
ElectricOzzy7: sorta like that
ElectricOzzy7: remember the movie me,britt, and margerate did
ElectricOzzy7: in cosmure ed
tomamama29: ah
tomamama29: we only saw a bit of it
tomamama29: the bell saved you guys
ElectricOzzy7: we had dancing hamsters do the intro and credits
ElectricOzzy7: but lucily the class did not see the whole thing
tomamama29: yep
ElectricOzzy7: i think mr pond kept it or copy
ElectricOzzy7: i shall steal it and fedd it to my hungy midget henchmen
tomamama29: is his name peter?
ElectricOzzy7: yes surprisingly
tomamama29: peter is just a good midget name.
ElectricOzzy7: ya i ate his sister fred
tomamama29: wow
ElectricOzzy7: i was hungry and all the food in the house was either nasty, rotten or required an oven to cook
tomamama29: ah
ElectricOzzy7: she tasted like beef jery
ElectricOzzy7: jerky
tomamama29: beef jery
tomamama29: how does jerry taste?
ElectricOzzy7: ya thats there twin brother bob
ElectricOzzy7: like chicken
tomamama29: wow
ElectricOzzy7: i amuse my self
tomamama29: you're amusing me, too.
ElectricOzzy7: here read my away message when it on
tomamama29: sure
ElectricOzzy7: type something
ElectricOzzy7: after i turn it on
ElectricOzzy7: ur hopless u didn't even read it
tomamama29: sorry
tomamama29: put it up again
tomamama29: please
ElectricOzzy7: will u read it
tomamama29: yes
ElectricOzzy7: type something when it on so u will see it
tomamama29: just tell me when it's going up
tomamama29: right
tomamama29: typeing
tomamama29: typing.
ElectricOzzy7: try in like 10 sec
tomamama29: sorry, that was a typo
tomamama29: right
tomamama29: 1.

Auto response from ElectricOzzy7: I am probably off watching mythbusters or Pirates of the Carribean oooooo Johny Depp *drool*!!

tomamama29: scary
tomamama29: very scary
ElectricOzzy7: i like it
tomamama29: and that was only one.
ElectricOzzy7: i have others in progress
tomamama29: in progress?
tomamama29: how long's it take you to make one of those?
ElectricOzzy7: a while my mind is out of order i am waiting for the plumber
tomamama29: the toilet is not working?
ElectricOzzy7: ya
ElectricOzzy7: i mean no... what?
tomamama29: you're waiting for the plumber
ElectricOzzy7: yes
tomamama29: did you know mc hammer became a pastor?
ElectricOzzy7: what
tomamama29: he did
tomamama29: he wrote "can't touch this"
ElectricOzzy7: weird
ElectricOzzy7: ha
tomamama29: i've got to eat
tomamama29: goodbye
ElectricOzzy7: bye


i know that made absoulutly no sense!!! but that's what makes it fun!!!