Sunday, July 25

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Thursday, July 22

BAKED
POTATOE!!!

Wednesday, July 21

My Run In With The Police
 
Yesterday I was swimming at my town home pool and just minding my own buisness, I was probably down at the pool until about 2 or so and decided to go home. I gather my things and head for the door, as soon as I get to the door... a policeman pulls up and gets out of his vehicle and starts walking. I decide to quicken pace and go home, I'm just at the side walk that leads to my house when all of the sudden the officer yells...."HEY YOU MADAM!!" ....I'm just so freaked out that I respond with out thinking "I DIDN'T DO IT  I PROMISE!!" and I put my hands in the air...the police man just busts out laughing....he told me if I knew who the owner of the complex was because he just came over for security measures and he does this once a month!!

Tuesday, July 20

Now that I have all my pawns in place see....I can begin the operation of planning for the *event* see...no one can know about this see....its perfect I tell you PERFECT!!!!

Friday, July 9

HOORAY..THIS IS MY 100TH POST ON BLOGGER....THIS WILL AMUSE YOU!!!

JohnnyDepp669: we were thinking of meeting for dinner sometime around the 20th or so at like Baker Square or machine shed or something like that to disscuss what we should do for britt cause it would be too hard for every one to get online and chat (something always happens) and yea
ImOkWithThat44: hahahahaha!
ImOkWithThat44: you make it sound like a mob meeting
ImOkWithThat44: discussions and food
ImOkWithThat44: I like it
JohnnyDepp669: yea it does
ImOkWithThat44: so we must all wear fancy clothes
JohnnyDepp669: yes
ImOkWithThat44: Thomas and I will come in suits
ImOkWithThat44: and all the girls must come in dresses
JohnnyDepp669: ok i have suit that I will wear
ImOkWithThat44: because they did not have pant suits during the mob times
JohnnyDepp669: ok i will wear a dress *shudders*
ImOkWithThat44: and we must all assume or alter identities
JohnnyDepp669: great
ImOkWithThat44: of evil and mischeif
ImOkWithThat44: in other words, I get to stay the same
JohnnyDepp669: great even more!!!
JohnnyDepp669: lol
ImOkWithThat44: all I have to do is slick my hair back
ImOkWithThat44: it makes me look like the devil
JohnnyDepp669: lol
ImOkWithThat44: and I will wear my contacts, turning me into satan-spawn
ImOkWithThat44: all will fear me
ImOkWithThat44: I guess
ImOkWithThat44: maybe
ImOkWithThat44: kinda
ImOkWithThat44: a bit
JohnnyDepp669: thats great jordan
ImOkWithThat44: yes, yes they will
JohnnyDepp669: i will wear a dress *shudders* and bring my evil bird to distract out enimies
JohnnyDepp669: our*
ImOkWithThat44: enemies*
JohnnyDepp669: or enimimes
ImOkWithThat44: anti-mimes!
JohnnyDepp669: so where should we meet?
JohnnyDepp669: what shall we eat?
ImOkWithThat44: we shall meet at the place
JohnnyDepp669: ah yes
ImOkWithThat44: you know, THE place
JohnnyDepp669: Of course we do not speak its name
ImOkWithThat44: and there, we shall eat our foods, and drink our drinks
JohnnyDepp669: what about the cops...wont they get suspicious
ImOkWithThat44: (remember, this is in an italin accent)
ImOkWithThat44: cops....right.
ImOkWithThat44: we'll make them an offer
ImOkWithThat44: that they can't refuse
JohnnyDepp669: excellent....excellent....buwahahaha
ImOkWithThat44: then, after we have all been aquiented, we shall disscuss the "assignment"
JohnnyDepp669: You will bring the cigars ..yes?
ImOkWithThat44: at which time, we shall order our desserts, and work out the fine details
JohnnyDepp669: this must be settled within the nights time or we shall blow our cover!!
ImOkWithThat44: brb, I have business to attend to
JohnnyDepp669: Ah yes..I forgot about the business!!!

Wednesday, July 7

Blogger Crossover! FCD

Tuesday, July 6

GOOD MORNING CAMPERS!!!! ITS AN EARLY FRIGGEN WAKE UP CALL!!!!! TODAYS CAMP PROJECT, REMODLE PICHLERS ROOF!!! YES THAT'S RIGHT!!!!! The stupid roof people came over at 7:15, and I normally don't get up untill 9:30 or so, so I was down right mad!!! I walked out side still in my pjs still foggy eyed and stood under these beams that we have that seperate our garage from our main part of the house. I thought I would be safe under these beams cause all of the shingling was going on behind me, well little did i know that I was standing in the middle of the soon to be old shingle pile!!! And sure enough, knowing my luck a huge crap of shingle came down and smacked me straight in the face, and now I have small bits of shingle rock up my nose and emmbeded in my face!!!!

Friday, July 2

Missing

-Shetland Sheep Dog, tri-color
name: Braeden
19 lbs

Been missing since 8 'o clock 7/2/04. Last seen at near Walgreens at 60th and University (West Des Moines area, Iowa).
Please call with any info or sitings.

Cell: 669-7404
Mom's work: 270-2240
Mom's home: 223-1657
Dad's home: 401-8471

Thursday, July 1

Hey I have another website along with my freewebs and blog. The blog is still my main one, but check the other two every once and a while for info and random stuff heres the link www.xanga.com/Electricozzy7 and my freewebs one is www.freewebs.com/Electricozzy7
I found this extremyl offensive....

Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
BEWARE OF YOGURT

JohnnyDepp669: thats either funny or disturbing
tomamama29: what's that?
JohnnyDepp669: ok on my yoplait nouriche smoothie peach bottle it says contains live and active cultures
tomamama29: woah
JohnnyDepp669: yea
tomamama29: so there is a living culture in your smoothie
tomamama29: you're eating culture.
JohnnyDepp669: yep and there active
JohnnyDepp669: they gave me a stomach ache
JohnnyDepp669: yea but i think its funny how they say it on the bottle
tomamama29: "your drink is alive!"
JohnnyDepp669: lol
tomamama29: "do not expose drink to high levels of radiation! this wil result in super yogurt!"
JohnnyDepp669: hahaha
JohnnyDepp669: thats great

Wednesday, June 30

HAHAHAH THIS WAS A GREAT DAY TO GO TO THE MALL!!! OK, me and Alli and Britt were at the mall. What we do for fun is to go into Von Maurs and pick out random outfits for each other...it was my turn and I was changing into an outfit and Alli had gone out to the chash register to get something. Well just as I had gotten the outfit on, Britt called "Pichler guess who's hear!" so I said "Ohh is it Alli?" "No, Pichler, guess again!!!" so I was thinking of who it could possibly be, when all of the sudden I heard a voice that said "Well come on, guess." It took me a millisecond to realize who it was. I yelled "Oh my god" and ran out of the dressing room and Britt was standing right mext to Mrs. Woodburn. I was so incredibly happy and Britt was laughing. Apparently Alli had saw her at the register, and said "Mrs. Woodburn guess who's back in the dressing room, Amanda and Brittany." So she came back and we chatted for about a minute... Today was one of those days that you feel like you just won a million dollars or something!!

Tuesday, June 29

TIMES ARE STRANGE AND TIMES HAVE CHANGED, HERE I COME BUT I AIN'T THE SAME....ALL MIMES I'M COMING HOME..I COULD BE RIGHT...I COULD BE WRONG...IT HURTS SO BAD, ITS BEEN SO LONG..ALL MIMES I'M COMING HOME...YOU TOOK ME IN AND YOU DROVE ME ..YOU HAD ME REALIZE...LOST AND FOUND AND TURNED AROUND BY THE FIRE IN YOUR EYES...I'VE SEEN THE STAGE A HUNDRED TIMES...I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SUN SHINE YEA.. CAUSE ALL MIMES, ALL MIMES I'M COMING HOOO-OOOO-OOOME, I'M COMING HOOO-OOOO-OOOME!!!!

Yea I know it was sorta lame with the mime part, but its my favorite song!!!

Monday, June 28

As of today there are 180 days left untill Christmas ...better hurry and get all fo shopping done!!

Saturday, June 26

Pakistan, Russia, the Uk, and us.
this is an audio post - click to play
Another Indiana Story...

JohnnyDepp669: funny indiana story ..not long though
tomamama29: oh no
tomamama29: another funny indiana story
JohnnyDepp669: hehehe let me tell it
JohnnyDepp669: my aunt, me, and my cousin were at the mall getting some dinner.. and my cousin needed to go to some sports store to get these one things and my cousin asked my aunt if she licked dicks....and my aunt said prouldy" yes i like dicks there very good" all of the sudden the people around her go really quite and just sorta stared it was funny...almost stopped breating
tomamama29: hehe
tomamama29: you realize you typed in "licked" instead of "liked" once?
JohnnyDepp669: oh god did i
tomamama29: yes!
JohnnyDepp669: geesh
tomamama29: and now I have to explain to my sister why I'm laughing
JohnnyDepp669: hahaha
tomamama29: "we asked her if she licked dicks"
JohnnyDepp669: i laugh at me and my bad typing skills
JohnnyDepp669: well tell your sister i am sorry for the interuption
tomamama29: don't be
tomamama29: now she's gone around the corner
tomamama29: hopefully not peeing

*see previous post*
*down*
I get scared easily. Today I went in early to Tech Ed to develope my negatives with Alli Baird and I was looking for Mr. Tow. I heard him messing around in the dark room, I knew he was there (but I guess I just didn't fully comprehend that). So just as I am peeing around the corner, he walks into the doorway. I scream, except it was more like a yelp with a little bit of a hiccup in it. Any ways, every one laughed and I was just embaressed.

Thursday, June 24

pineapplepeoples: why dont you have your permit?
JohnnyDepp669: i dunno cause i still need to finish driving the manual and reading the car
JohnnyDepp669: ack
JohnnyDepp669: switch that
pineapplepeoples: hahahahha
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JohnnyDepp669: baird??
JohnnyDepp669: whats going on
pineapplepeoples: computer keeps logging me off
pineapplepeoples: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: oh
pineapplepeoples: it really doesnt like me
JohnnyDepp669: heheh i can tell
pineapplepeoples: it does that often
pineapplepeoples: its a bad habbit
JohnnyDepp669: its cheating on you
pineapplepeoples: what!?
JohnnyDepp669: yea i am sorry
pineapplepeoples: with who!?
JohnnyDepp669: im not sure if I shoudl tell you this
pineapplepeoples: tell me
pineapplepeoples: i need to know
JohnnyDepp669: the internet
pineapplepeoples: NO!
JohnnyDepp669: yes im sorry
pineapplepeoples: he wouldnt!
JohnnyDepp669: alli there lesbos
pineapplepeoples: then.......
pineapplepeoples: wiat no...........
JohnnyDepp669: hahaaaa..little slow are we baird?
pineapplepeoples: not funny!
JohnnyDepp669: very very funny

Sunday, June 20

Still work in progress... but you can visit my new website (located at the top of the welcome screen) underneeth Are You Wearing Socks? Enjoy!!!

Saturday, June 19

You've all probably been to some kind of online dating service haven't you? Yahoo, Aol, Home, lovestruck.com, etc...but few of you have been to EHarmony.com. This website matched yo on 29 different dimensons...we've all seen the comercial. Well because I was really bored and had a lot of spare time..I thought I'd give a whril.(I didn't put in any real info just some fake stuff... It said when I signed in that for others to veiw you online.. you must complete all 100% of it (there was this tool bar that fills up as you get closer to the end)... They really do match you on 29 demensions it took me a half and hour just to get through 30% of it. But then I stopped, cause it would be really mean to give some man (or women some of you perverts are thinking) flas hopes..so of course I never finished it cause it way too long. Well yea so it works cause they really do match you on 29 dimensions.

Friday, June 18

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
I just fell of a chair and then fell asleep.... interesting random thing.
Hey I am back( but briefly) had a good time so far, nothing too exciting. No Thomas and Jordan, I still haven't died yet. Right now I am in Indiana!!! Hopefully more stories.... Happy Birthday to Mary M. and Doug S. and another coming birthday too Alli B. Brittany have so much fun in New York City and bring back lots of good memories. Call me if you ever want to... I am soo bored!!!! or you can just sit here and stare at the screen until I get back!!! or go to

Wednesday, June 16

WAKA WAKA BANG BANG!!!!!!

Saturday, June 12

in response to the question at the top: Gay.

Wednesday, June 9

Ok here's the scoop.....this is the last time I will most likely post before I get back from my MONTH LONG BY MY SELF TRIP OUT EAST!!!! If I do get internet connection I'll stop by and post, but don't count on it (not that you would cause you all probably have more interesting things to do with your pathetic little lives) In the next month I will be anywhere from Indiana (more stories) Michigan, Washington D.C. or even Iowa (camping). If you truly get bored you can call me on my cell 515-669-7404 or you can just do something on this list of things to do....

1. Sleep or eat
2. Paint a wall and watch it dry
3. Watch VH1
4. Go to Wallmart *enough said
5. Call somebody at 2:00am
6. Watch MYTHBUSTERS
7. Run up and down the stairs untill some one calls you
8. Wrap yourself in duct tape
9. Color by number
10. Laugh so hard you can't breathe and then yawn and make strange noises and call to the world
11. All of the above

A few goals I have for my friends while I am away...

Jordan: Wake up and fix yourself some eggs
Alli: Find something to do while me and Brittany are gone
Brittany: Have a crap load of fun in New York at Carnegie Hall
Thomas: Find the meaning of " I went into the sun" (no offense)
Mary: Stay dry
Joanna: RELAX
Andy: Find a new movie to watch besides Harry Potter

Tuesday, June 8

NEW SEASON OF MYTHBUSTERS TONIGHT ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL AT 7:00 P.M. ITS A MUST SEE!!!!
I went to bed at 10:00 pm and woke up at 2:00 pm today wow! I am also having reoccuring nightmares with the man from 6/5/04 post, he keeps showing up and in my dreams it's not just at the pool. I am seriously freaked out.

Sunday, June 6

test


I was born in the Year
1922
And my favorite color is Three


Saturday, June 5

If men got PMS
a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.
c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.
d) All of the above.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.
Ok so yesterday while me, Alexa, and Mazie were at the pool around 10:00ish we saw this man. And he was standing outside of the pool fence and he had a camara. Now I have this giant 5 foot blow up pesi can and he wanted to take a picture of that. Well we set the pesi can where he could get a clear picture of it and we hid behind someother pool toys and we thought "ok he'll take a picture and that will be it. Well he didn't take a picture of it and he kept moving around to get a picture of us or something. He asked if he could come in, he stated he worked here and he forgot his key. Well we politly asked him if he would leave cause he was making us feel uncomfortable. So he went back to his house to get his key and we fled the scene and ran back to my house. By then Mary, Courtney, Alli and Brittany had shown up to go swimming and I told them to wait inside my house while I went out to go back to the pool armed with my cell phone and a small pocket knife. Mazie followed along and stayed behind me. (Now mind you we still had our swim suits on and I didn't have a towel with e at that moment so two girls walking around with a knife in swimsuits would probably draw some attention) we see the man at his house and we decide to call the police, Mazie dialed and I gave all the information. With in about 30 sec or so the rest of my group showed up and were scared stiff. About a minute later 3 police vehicles showed up and went to go get the man and the camera while another officer stayed behind to get info from me and Alexa and Mazie. This all went on for about 10 min or so then we finally went back to the pool. I am still really scared aboutthis and not to popular with some of the neighbors, (but hey I really don't like any of the neighbors around here anyway so there. So thats what I did over my summer vacation!!!!

Friday, June 4

I am so dam sunburned I look like a brick and I have m.c. so I am very grouchy and in pain and would love to be left alone!!!!!

Thursday, June 3

like2messwithppl: its grandma again
tomamama29: oh, grandma
like2messwithppl: i missed you a lot
tomamama29: on parole again?
like2messwithppl: yes sadly
like2messwithppl: i miss the prison food
tomamama29: oh yes, Wednesday Taco Night
like2messwithppl: its was grey and sloopy and droopy and gulmy mmmmmm
like2messwithppl: yes except wednesday taco nite
tomamama29: that was after dinner, grandma
like2messwithppl: oh yes i have a very bad memory
tomamama29: the grey and sloppy stuff was in the toilet
like2messwithppl: oh I wasnt suppost to eat that?
tomamama29: no, grandma!
tomamama29: human feces is not for consumption!
like2messwithppl: but they smelled so good charles
tomamama29: I am not Charles!
like2messwithppl: bobby?
tomamama29: sure, why not!
like2messwithppl: ok thats what i thought simon
like2messwithppl: so how is life on the farm with nancy
tomamama29: Nancy is well
tomamama29: she's getting rather large
tomamama29: ...do you know that Nancy is my goldfish, Grandma?
like2messwithppl: oh I could of sworn that was suzy
like2messwithppl: maybe it's time I stop sniffing the stuff that my cell mate told me to sniff
like2messwithppl: I am very sorry about not making Georges birthday last august I hope ou canforgive me
tomamama29: but I thought I was George!
like2messwithppl: No your Sara
like2messwithppl: Well what had happened while I was sent to jail for murdering you mom

Wednesday, June 2

1. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? I wish
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> 2. Ever been missing? only from my self
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> 3.Been hurt emotionally: yes
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> 4. Kept a secret from everyone: every one knows my secrets but don’t know details
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> 5. Had an imaginary friend when you were young: yes I did but my parents sent him to jail for sexual harassment . That would explain a few things
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> 6. Wanted to hook up with a friend: yes but sadly it will never happen
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> 7. Had a crush on a teacher: I WAS YOUNG
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> 8. Ever thought an animated character was hot: yes he was in the desert
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> 9. Had a New Kids On the Block tape: no

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> 10. What was the last new movie you saw: THE DAY AFTER 2MARROW
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> 11. Wearing: wouldn’t you love to know
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> 12. Hair Is: on my head

> 13. Eating: nothing
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> 14. Drinking: im 14
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> 15. Thinking about: that spot on the wall
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> 16. Talking to: my computer
> 17. Cried: yes

> 2. Worn a skirt: sadly i have
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> 3. Met Someone New: No but tell me if you meet this Mr. Someone New
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> 4. Cleaned a Room: hahahah I laugh I have 5 feet of clothes on my floor
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> 5. Done laundry: but used way too much detergent. I flooded the floor
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> 6. Drove a Car: a toy car
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> DO YOU BELIEVE IN-----------
>> 1.Yourself: yes
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> 2. Your friends: yeah
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> 3. Santa Claus: no
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> 4. Tooth Fairy: no
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> 5. Destiny & Fate: yes
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> 6. Angels: no
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> 7. Ghosts: yes
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> 8. UFO's: no
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> RIGHT NOW-----
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> 1. Who have you known the longest of your friends? Lauren Sarg.
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> 2. Who's the loudest of your friends? ME
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> 3. Who do you go to for advice: Brittany Johnson
> 4. Who do you cry to: my cat
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> 5. Worst feeling: being sad
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> 6. Who will respond to this the fastest? no one cause I am not sending this no anyone
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> 7. Who did you send this to that will not reply? see above

> 8. Who sent this to you: Brianna H.
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> 9. Whats your nickname? Pichler
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> 1. What time did you go to bed last night? 11:28
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> 2. Paper or plastic I prefer latex
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> 3. What was the last book/magazine you read?: ummmmm
> 4. A TV show you can't stand to watch? anything on the dinsney channel
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> 5. What did you eat for lunch today? cereal
> 6. Do you like to be surprised? Yes!
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> 7. What color is your toothbrush? which one
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> 8. What brand of deodorant do you wear? B and O
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> 9. What is your favorite store? Hot Topic or Best Buy
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> 10. Winter, spring, summer, or fall? I prefer Wispsumall

> 11. Favorite dessert? 3.14
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> Which one would you prefer:
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> 13. Favorite candy? Crunch or Hershey
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> 14. Regular or decaf? regular
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> 15. What characteristics do you admire? humor

16. Favorite holiday? my unbirthday

17. Favorite Time of day? night


18. Fruit or fruit smoothie? fruit smoothie
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> 19. How many rings are you wearing? I AM LORD OF NO RINGS
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> 20. What was the last card you gave someone? a BIRTHDAY
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> 21. What radio station is on where you are right now? not on I don’t listen to the radio


22. Onion rings or french fries: french fries


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> 23. Do you play cards or board games? both

24. Nails: nah I prefer fire or explisves
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> 25. Do you like nuts on your sundaes? no I like nuts on my milk filled hot dogs
So this evening was very fun! The movie was awesome and the food was good... lots of confusing stuff. Interesting tid bit: Boji Fries: There like curly fries except there straight. Said by our waitress.
Okay yesterday me Alli, Brittany and Carlson went back to the school to meet Newman cause he had to grab something from the office about Southwoods Singers and the 4 of us sat around and messed with the people in the offica and talked to them. Well I was sitting there and I wrote my self up a purple slip saying that I was late for school and needed to report to the chorus room imediatly. I gave the slip to Mrs. Mendenhall and (this is the really cool part) all of the sudden over the intersom comes "Amanda Pichler please report to the office, Amanda Pichler please report to the office" now that really made my day!!!!!

Tuesday, June 1

Hey
Thought I'd drop back in and say "hey".
I feel like the most biggest absoulute idiot in the whole world.. but people forget that I am a girl and I was blonde once and I am very gulable and I get greatly confused .. easily!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know that the species Amandaeran Pickleran gets very confused if you ask her questions with big words... or if you just confuse the speices by looking at it?

Monday, May 31

I'm here.
I feel happy.. oh so happy.. I feel happy and flappy and gay!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, May 30

Just Some Food For Thought

I almost answered a question with a question, but realized the person who asked the question in question could never be questioned
Shut the (insert colorful, personalized word here) up!
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?

If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?

How come, in the Mini Wheat’’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

Is there anything easier done than said?

If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?

If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?

What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Saturday, May 29

Wow whata great party.. every one was there! Food games stuff to do, music, whatever you can imagine! Lots of interesting things happened. I swalled an ice cube and chocked to death almost before Jordan made mestop breathing.. my boob froze (guys mite want to censor that) JK!!! Hope to you guys all really soon! BYE!!!

Friday, May 28

JohnnyDepp669: Now that school is out ill have to start making my own lucnches now
tomamama29: gasp.
JohnnyDepp669: yes no more well balances meals fro under 3 bucks
Today Thomas won the big Nate Scholer award.. a drama award.. I thought I would drop by his S.S. classrommand wish him congrats. When I walked in Mrs. Kelly yelled .. "No autographs please ... he doesn't need any more attention" or something to that affect. She scared me half to death I ran rite out of her class room!. This was after math conversation!

JohnnyDepp669: who was the hardest teacher to say goodbye to for you?
tomamama29: Mrs. Kelly for sure.
JohnnyDepp669: she scared me.. ahhhhhhh
tomamama29: hehe
tomamama29: Mrs. Kelly laughed when she realized she scared you
JohnnyDepp669: hehe that was pretty funny
tomamama29: "Oh, shoot! HAHAHA! I think I scared her!"
JohnnyDepp669: i have to admit
tomamama29: I asked her 2 year old daughter if she would sign my yearbook
JohnnyDepp669: heheh
tomamama29: she was too shy to reply
JohnnyDepp669: heheh

read last entry before this!!!
THATS IT! ITS ALL OVER! WERE DONE! hooray....

Pros Of The Day: Margaret Made valley show choir, Brittany made southwoods singers, NO MORE ORCHESTRA, I am no officaly a high schooler, ITS SUMMER, great variety show! I got a really exeptional award!

Cons: No more way awesome teachers, no more school, I didn't make any group today, losing a really good friend. Losing part of my self!

Today was the last day of school! Two long years are finally over. Made a ton of new friends over the years but lost a great deal of them! The variety show went very well and so did the rest of the classes today! I got a really "wow" award. The exceptional student award or something that onl ten people from each grade get. Thomas and Mary got it too and Joanna! I didn't make Southwood Singers.. way bummed! MADE IT THROUGH ORCHESTRA!!!! End of the year slide show was awesome as usual, Because me and all my friends were in moving pictures called film!!! Now came the hard part... saying goodbye to all of my teachers... It may seem way babyish to cry when saying goodbye ... but I did cry. (I got hugs from all of my teachers... including the male ones)I said goodbye to Seipman, Geis, Aashiem, Schuling, Tow, Newendorp, Peirce, Mendenhall, Sears, Tudor, Flaugh, Boerner, and Woodburn.. she was the hardest of all to say goodbye to....

On a happier note my sister called the police by accident and asked for my dad!! Funny.

Wednesday, May 26

hi my name is Bmud Tihs
WARNING: THE BATTERIES IN YOUR MOUSE ARE CRITICALLY LOW

Sunday, May 23

So my great aunt and uncle are over and so is my dad's cousin (she'd be my 3rd cousin?) well anyways they are admiring this posseed evil bird that we have. While they are doing this, my dad goes off into the kitchen to pours them a drink. As my dad walks back into the living room carrying the drinks, my aunt asks "What type of bird is it?" my dad miss took her for "What type of alcohol is it" and he replied " Oh it's a strong alcoholic" we all just sorta stared at my dad. CHEERS!

Friday, May 21

This is a very interesting conversation I had with my "good" friend Jordan. Yo may find it arousing!



ImOkWithThat44: my point exactly
JohnnyDepp669: your period exactly
ImOkWithThat44: I'm not the one laying eggs
JohnnyDepp669: hehehehe
ImOkWithThat44: the truth hurts, dont it?
JohnnyDepp669: so but lies lick better
ImOkWithThat44: I'd rather not be licked, thank you very much (with the exception of Alli)
JohnnyDepp669: noi!!
JohnnyDepp669: i cant bretahe
ImOkWithThat44: ha!
ImOkWithThat44: I win
JohnnyDepp669: im over at allis house and she read that and she is grossed
out by your huge balls
ImOkWithThat44: ye
ImOkWithThat44: huge balls
ImOkWithThat44: and you've looked at these balls when?
JohnnyDepp669: hot dogs anyone
JohnnyDepp669: there all over the backyard hair and internet
ImOkWithThat44: what?
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: shes going insane
JohnnyDepp669: take the pill itlhelp you relaxivte
ImOkWithThat44: thats made as much sense as throwing rocks at a stationary
object yelling "I'm gonna kill you!"
JohnnyDepp669: f;sa
ImOkWithThat44: my point is proven yet again
JohnnyDepp669: hehe
JohnnyDepp669: are upir balls up your ass again and out your vagina
ImOkWithThat44: you are very crude for someone that lays eggs
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: so very sorry
JohnnyDepp669: nah i jyst crapple them out onto the dinner pltae at easter
time
ImOkWithThat44: so this is the hormonal insanity that comes with the female period
JohnnyDepp669: thats why they are funny colors
JohnnyDepp669: nah i just finished up with mine last week so im not due for
another month
ImOkWithThat44: this must be aftershock then
JohnnyDepp669: the s waves travel slowe than the p waves
ImOkWithThat44: P for period, S for stupid
JohnnyDepp669: hahahaha very funn period devil
ImOkWithThat44: point being?
JohnnyDepp669: like i sadi
JohnnyDepp669: i think alli's having an orgasm with ur screename
JohnnyDepp669: no
ImOkWithThat44: if I'm going to be around so many girls at one time (meaning
talking to them at school and hanging out with them mind you) I'm going to
diss the period till I die
ImOkWithThat44: and that just sounded funny
ImOkWithThat44: and I quote my screen name
JohnnyDepp669: yeah that did
ImOkWithThat44: "I'm ok with that"
JohnnyDepp669: sh
JohnnyDepp669: liesJohnnyDepp669: alli is mad at me
ImOkWithThat44: ok
ImOkWithThat44: thats not hard toi believe
ImOkWithThat44: to*
JohnnyDepp669: bad pichler=
JohnnyDepp669: we just got yelled at
ImOkWithThat44: yelled at by whom?
JohnnyDepp669: do you have any panti liners we could use
JohnnyDepp669: im feesh out
ImOkWithThat44: no
JohnnyDepp669: my sister
JohnnyDepp669: shes pmsing
ImOkWithThat44: wonderful
JohnnyDepp669: it really is
JohnnyDepp669: do you have any condoms that we =ou.ldImOkWithThat44: ok
JohnnyDepp669: nvm
ImOkWithThat44: your on the road to blockedness
JohnnyDepp669: we launched our rokets to day and the exploded and came all
over us
JohnnyDepp669: styrofaom dicks
ImOkWithThat44: yep, I'll give you too the count of three before
blockadeness
JohnnyDepp669: no!
JohnnyDepp669: you dare not!
ImOkWithThat44: 1
JohnnyDepp669: well stop
ImOkWithThat44: 2
JohnnyDepp669: how was you day
JohnnyDepp669: ?
ImOkWithThat44: meh
ImOkWithThat44: tired
ImOkWithThat44: and hungry
JohnnyDepp669: cool beans
ImOkWithThat44: no, not really
ImOkWithThat44: and then the stupid benchmarks
ImOkWithThat44: you>
ImOkWithThat44: ?*
JohnnyDepp669: spy kids in spanush
JohnnyDepp669: thats alli
ImOkWithThat44: ah
JohnnyDepp669: its was alrite i got to go chase after exploding rockets
ImOkWithThat44: fun
ImOkWithThat44: and now, I go back to reading comics
ImOkWithThat44: (have all you two been doing today is sending me crude
comments?)
JohnnyDepp669: maybe
ImOkWithThat44: thought so
ImOkWithThat44: my feet itch
JohnnyDepp669: thats nice
ImOkWithThat44: no really
ImOkWithThat44: its rather uncomfortable
ImOkWithThat44: anything new?
Auto response from JohnnyDepp669: sdfvdfv

ImOkWithThat44: or have you run out of things to say with me restricing your
talking privledges and all?
JohnnyDepp669: we are playing addiction soliatutrrewte
ImOkWithThat44: ah
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: I need to stop reading comics
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: or else I wont be talking for awhile
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: wow
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: that was the most retarded comic ever
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: but I couldnt stop readinf
ImOkWithThat44: reading*
JohnnyDepp669: ah
JohnnyDepp669: how do you readinf
ImOkWithThat44: what?
JohnnyDepp669: readinf
JohnnyDepp669: how do you readinf
ImOkWithThat44: no idea
JohnnyDepp669: it came from her throat
ImOkWithThat44: who's?
JohnnyDepp669: her throat
ImOkWithThat44: ok
JohnnyDepp669: what came from her throat?
ImOkWithThat44: no idea
JohnnyDepp669: guess?
ImOkWithThat44: I dont want to know
ImOkWithThat44: but tell me anyway
JohnnyDepp669: a frog and two lizards and a cock
JohnnyDepp669: a rooster
ImOkWithThat44: oooook
JohnnyDepp669: a.b. wants to eat yopur roos er
JohnnyDepp669: liar
JohnnyDepp669: soorrrry
ImOkWithThat44: I believe the liar comment
JohnnyDepp669: i am having way to much fun
ImOkWithThat44: no
ImOkWithThat44: no your not
JohnnyDepp669: good
JohnnyDepp669: ouch
JohnnyDepp669: yes
ImOkWithThat44: what?
JohnnyDepp669: i snapped my elf with not on but 2 blubry bands from ab
stomach
JohnnyDepp669: a.b.
JohnnyDepp669: george!
JohnnyDepp669: no!
ImOkWithThat44: what is happening here
ImOkWithThat44: I'm so very confused
JohnnyDepp669: we needed to move t fat from her aabe to her lower region
JohnnyDepp669: no
ImOkWithThat44: what?
ImOkWithThat44: try sentences and sylablies
JohnnyDepp669: read it carefully and yummaliy
ImOkWithThat44: I did
ImOkWithThat44: so you transfered Alli's fat to her butt, or so you claim?
JohnnyDepp669: uyou noooo u want to lick h'[]
JohnnyDepp669: she alreadu has fat ther
ImOkWithThat44: you have got a problem
JohnnyDepp669: yes pihcler does
JohnnyDepp669: yes but you have problems that u r not in bed with her doi
JohnnyDepp669: so so
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
ImOkWithThat44: ok, should I start trashing talking about you and DOug?
JohnnyDepp669: shes going insane
JohnnyDepp669: yes yes
JohnnyDepp669: do dododododod
ImOkWithThat44: want to talk about problems in bed, you couldnt Doug to
consider it
ImOkWithThat44: not a double take
JohnnyDepp669: yeah well you and alli couldnt find the holes if you were on
a golf course
ImOkWithThat44: Doug couldnt get into the holes with your eggs coming out!
JohnnyDepp669: you couldnt come if you wanted 2 because yo already ame with
tha canadian chick lazst week
JohnnyDepp669: hehe
ImOkWithThat44: you couldnt PAY Doug to come(or cum for the crude spelling)
for you
JohnnyDepp669: yeah well your mom had to PAY alli to get in bed with you
because of your penis disfunctions (we all know about you little probems
staying happy)
JohnnyDepp669: they circumsized you a little bit 2 much
ImOkWithThat44: your tubes were tied before you were born!
JohnnyDepp669: yeah well you were born a girl and they still manageed to
circum size you
ImOkWithThat44: you were dressed as a boy for years because people were
embaressed that you were a girl
JohnnyDepp669: they filled up a condom with your own fat and shoved up your
vagina and prayed that it would turn into a penis and you were a fat baby
they said dam look at that fat baby
ImOkWithThat44: dont you mean that was your life story?
JohnnyDepp669: no sorry you must have your self confused after all the
mastubating youve done with your dog and yoru mom
ImOkWithThat44: yes well, atleast I dont fantasize about my dad with my mom
ImOkWithThat44: while "playing" with your bird
JohnnyDepp669: i dont fanatzize about myslef with my mom and dad
JohnnyDepp669: you said hole in one and missed you shot it up her ass
ImOkWithThat44: actually, that would considered a fetish to some
JohnnyDepp669: shut up
ImOkWithThat44: but thats a fantasy of yours, isnt it
JohnnyDepp669: you only use big words to cover for ur tiny penis and you
trouble in bed
ImOkWithThat44: you only use weak insults to cover your penis and sad
exsitence
JohnnyDepp669: well atleast i am not out on the streets holding a sign that
says will stop trying to have sex if i can cum back to work
ImOkWithThat44: no, your just a 3 cent crack whore
JohnnyDepp669: please email me this entire conversation and your credit card
number
ImOkWithThat44: not a chance
JohnnyDepp669: why not
ImOkWithThat44: A.) dont have a credit card
ImOkWithThat44: B.) I'll sned the conversation since you dont know how to
copy and paste
ImOkWithThat44: send*
JohnnyDepp669: i swear just please email me the conversation you could
probably find it arousing
ImOkWithThat44: arousing....not a chance
ImOkWithThat44: but I'll send it anyway

Wednesday, May 19

Its buckling down to the last few days of school and everyone is getting excited... thespians are watching the auditions for the Variety Show and music groups are getting there last few practices in. All of the concerts are done :(in cluding chorus): many many many many many many many many many many many many testes left to take and what not. VERY STRESSFUL!!!!!! ADVENTURELAND ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, May 15

Calm Down grandma its a hypothetical question.

Sunday, May 9

Well, This is Yes invading Pichlers blog because I feel like it. I'm insanely bored so I looked up her password and updated. now I will updat my blog on her account. woo-hoo.

Saturday, May 8

The mushrooms and the carrots have teamed up in secret conspiracy against me. (well now it isnt so secret) but they have stolen the top secret formula from the mashpotato volcano and have began swarms of intergalctic crossbreeds of tomatos and turnip called a "turnatos" (hahahah). Every few hundered thousands miles sightings of these huge meeting places and been spotted where it is supposedly the location of the mash carrotist Ossamin Bean Ladel. That is all the information we have for now... toon in next week for the next Iowa "My favorite stew award"

Wednesday, May 5

woo hoo..... if you see a group of mimes (2+) bickering over something... don't bother stopping by and asking what's up or what's wrong.. because chances are you will not understand anything... hey were mimes! oh yeah for the game "what are you doing" there is a G verison, PG verison, PG13 version, R version and the MIMES version.

Tuesday, May 4

hahahahahahah track is over finally!!!!!!! I ran the 400 m part of the 1600m medley we cme in4th out of 8 teams
i also got my presents from Alexa.. i got a jar with giraffes and a yard of bubble gum balls....like a cardbord wrappping paper tube with like 140 pieces... yeah mmm bubble poop gum

Monday, May 3

oh yeah by the way if alex beem just happens to read this.. i have one thing to say to you ............BURN IN FUCKING HELL YOU GOD DAM SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wheres my god dam shot gun... I GONNA FUCKING KILL ALEX BEEM.... SHE'S SO HORIBLE....I HATE SO MUCH!!!!!!

OH YEAH BY THE WAY I AM 14 EYARS OLD YAYAYAYAYA!!!!!

Friday, April 30

I am going to worlds of fun tomarrow and I am gonna ride everything including the Rip Corb which kicks ass!!!! see you all monday




OH YEAH MY BIRTHDAY IS ON SUNDAY!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 29

wow I really have to pee... and KFC is really good beacue luch was 8 hours ago... and I am going to go take a shower now... mmmmmm diet air
wow I really have to pee... and KFC is really good beacue luch was 8 hours ago... and I am going to go take a shower now... mmmmmm diet air

Monday, April 26

HAHAHAHAHHA
Hmmmmm....Hmmmm... I have come to figure out something.. I am a sly little bastard and an evil little bitch... no further comments or questions....

Saturday, April 24

JohnnyDepp669: i have no running water in my house what so ever.. and i really have to pee
tomamama29: ooh.
tomamama29: you could always go around the corner.
JohnnyDepp669: yeah i am thinking about using my cats litter box
JohnnyDepp669: SHUT UP
tomamama29: hehe, sorry.
JohnnyDepp669: thats ok
JohnnyDepp669: that was funny though
JohnnyDepp669: nice come back
WOW I HAVE HAD ONE HELL OF A WEEKEND!!!!!!
On Thursday I had a great concert at school for the contest on Saturday. I sang my solo Sebben Crudele my duet with Johnson All Ye Who Music Love and my sextet Life has Loveliness to Sell they all went awesome. On Friday morning I surprised my friend Jordan with a litle birthday wakeup and a whole bunch of inside jokes HE LOVED THEM!!!! I also went rock climbing. And this morning I had my contest at Johnston Middle School. I got a 1 on all of my peices and Brittany and Andys duet got a 1+. SEE YOU ALL MONDAY!!

Tuesday, April 20

OPPPPPSSSS TYPO *I WASN'T PEEING AROUND THE CORNER* I WAS PEERING!
I get scared easily. Today I went in early to Tech Ed to develope my negatives with Alli Baird and I was looking for Mr. Tow. I heard him messing around in the dark room, I knew he was there (but I guess I just didn't fully comprehend that). So just as I am peeing around the corner, he walks into the doorway. I scream, except it was more like a yelp with a little bit of a hiccup in it. Any ways, every one laughed and I was just embaressed.

Friday, April 16

I had my entertainment for the weekend... ahahahahahahahahahahahahqah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 15

Hello.... Goodbye....

Saturday, April 10

Jordan has lost it...

ImOkWithThat44: you, Alli, and Brittany still going to "surprise" me?
JohnnyDepp669: ya were planning a surprise birthday party sssh dont tell jordan?
JohnnyDepp669: ok please dont tell jordan it would break his heart if he new
ImOkWithThat44: ok
JohnnyDepp669: thank u
ImOkWithThat44: Hey Jordan, Dont tell, but your having a surprise party!
ImOkWithThat44: Shhhhh! Your not supposed to tell me!
ImOkWithThat44: Oh darn, well now what?
ImOkWithThat44: I dunno. How about some tea?
ImOkWithThat44: That sounds splendid!
ImOkWithThat44: Would you like sugar?
ImOkWithThat44: why yes I would! Thank you very much.
ImOkWithThat44: How about cream?
ImOkWithThat44: Of course! I'd love some.

Thursday, April 8

My friends Thomas has succeded in confusing the crap out of me.....

tomamama29: something I'm annoyed by
JohnnyDepp669: what
tomamama29: you might see
JohnnyDepp669: yes
JohnnyDepp669: what did u get
JohnnyDepp669: ASRCG
tomamama29: you might see.
tomamama29: delay
JohnnyDepp669: huh?
tomamama29: you'll see, once again
JohnnyDepp669: im very very lost
tomamama29: yes
JohnnyDepp669: what are you trying to say>
tomamama29: yes.
JohnnyDepp669: I AM SOO LOST!!!!!!!!!
JohnnyDepp669: yes what
tomamama29: good.
JohnnyDepp669: who's on first
tomamama29: that's what I'm trying to find out
JohnnyDepp669: YES FREAKING WAHT
JohnnyDepp669: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JohnnyDepp669: STOP IT
JohnnyDepp669: THE VOICES CAN'T HANDLE IT
JohnnyDepp669: AHHHHHHHHH
mormonFBplr14: i love to eavesdrop
mormonFBplr14: haha
JohnnyDepp669: THOMAS WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT
JohnnyDepp669: ?????????
tomamama29: yes
JohnnyDepp669: :-$:-$:-$:-$:-$:-$:-$:-$:-$:-$:-$

Wednesday, April 7

My interesting conversation with me, myself and I

JohnnyDepp669: so whats going on with you
JohnnyDepp669: ohh not much just the usually ... you no homework.. sex...drugs
JohnnyDepp669: is it beacse you smell... is that why they left the room?
JohnnyDepp669: i don't know...
JohnnyDepp669: i guess i am just not up to my usuall chat room self
JohnnyDepp669: ususally there is a whole conversation by now
JohnnyDepp669: i know what you mean
JohnnyDepp669: yeah...
JohnnyDepp669: I just couldn't believe how much homework the teachers gave us
JohnnyDepp669: HEY!! U shouldn't talk.. you were *sick* yesterday and could of gotten a huge start on the english assignment
JohnnyDepp669: SHUT UP
JohnnyDepp669: oh my god have you seen Secret Window?
JohnnyDepp669: YES
JohnnyDepp669: IT KICKED BUTT... DIDN'T IT?
JohnnyDepp669: yeah it was so twisted and bizzare.. like when he was answering his thoughts
JohnnyDepp669: i know.. but i so got the whole "shooter" part
JohnnyDepp669: he is sooooooooooooooo dam hot
JohnnyDepp669: i know *giggle*
JohnnyDepp669: well hey the pizza is here .. see you around....
JohnnyDepp669: yeah bye....
JohnnyDepp669 Has Left The Room
JohnnyDepp669: I guess it is just me. myself, and the hobo that is on top of my garage....
JohnnyDepp669 Has Left The Room
I hate career day.... that is all I have to say!

Sunday, April 4

JohnnyDepp669: i am goig to retire and what not
JohnnyDepp669: yes sadly
JohnnyDepp669: all gone
tomamama29: you're retiring
tomamama29: ?
JohnnyDepp669: yes
JohnnyDepp669: did u get my memo
tomamama29: should we throw you a retirement party, and send you to the retirement home?
JohnnyDepp669: my people will talk to your people
JohnnyDepp669: with the funky smell and the ugly male nurses
JohnnyDepp669: with big knuckles
tomamama29: ah
JohnnyDepp669: and crooked teethe
tomamama29: excellent.
never take sex tips froma tiger

sex in bed is more than good.... its great!!

I'll never look at a bowl of frosted flakes the same way again......... rrrroowww
THE WEATHER CHANNEL IS OUT TO GET ME AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 2

yeah, thats right, one of these things.

-The Basics-
Name : Amanda Pichler
Age :13
Town :West Des Moines
School : Indian Hills Junior High School
Height : 5' 7
Guy (yours, your celeb crush, random person) : Johnny Depp and Doug Southwick ( celebrity marriages don’t count)
Nicknames : Evil One , Buzzard
Group in school : Mimes, Show Choir, Track
-When you wake up...-
..the first thing you think?: I am tired
..the first thing you do?: Fall on the floor
.. the first thing you see?: my ceiling or cat
...the first thing you WANT to see?: Johnny Depp or Doug Southwick
... the place your usually going?: bathroom, kitchen, or school
-Socially-
Best friend(s) : Alexa Mehesan and Lauren Sarg
People you usually hang with : Fellow Mimes (too many to count)
People you’d love to see get there ass kicked : Ali Dittmar, Laura Fats, Alex Beem, Taylor Gonalez, Jake Burke, Ashley Flippo, Kylie Hahn, ALL FREAKING PREPS BASICALY!!!
Things done after school/work : Track, Show Choir, Church.
Things done on weekends : Sleep, eat, rock climbing, sleep, hang with friends
Boyfriend/Girlfriend : None
Ok, crush : Johnny Depp and Doug Southwick

Bf-Gfs/Crushes/Random guys name : Doug and Johnny Depp
Why... : Because A) They have good personalities and can make me laugh B) They Are HOT!
-Understanding-
Do you understand the opposite gender?: Most of the time, yes
What do you love most about em : The way they can make you laugh
Hate?: They can’t pick up after them sleves
More girl friends: Alli, Britt, Alis, Mary, Joanna, Courtney L., Amanda M., etc..
Guy friends : Jordan, Thomas, Andy, Blake, Tyler M., etc.
Why : They are nice and funny, and awesome.
Hot but horrible or ugly but sweet : ..... No Comment ... bad memories
-Do you/Are you/Do you wish you...-
Smoke?: No
Drink?: Yes I have
Virgin?: hehehehehe... I am still
Done anything with the opposite sex?: Hang Out and hugged a few guys
Gotten high?: On a marker and glue
Skinny Dipped?: Does a bath count, yes I have IT WAS THIS ONE TIME DARE OK!!!!
Fly?: I WANT TO FLY
Sing?: LOVE TO SING.... MRS. WOODBURN IS SOO AWESOME
Play an instrument?: violin, piano, clarinet.
-Emotions-
Last time you cried?: When I watched Edward Scissorhands last weekend
Last time you laughed?: Today during Social Studies
Last time you said: what?
Last time you said I loved you?: This morning to my dad.. I can be a daddy’s girlLast time you ment it?: This morning
Do you want to move?: Into my dad’s house...permanently
Do you like your family?: Every One But My MOM!!!
What calms you down?: Food and friends, and music and movies
Gets you riled up?: Friends and bad images, Johnny Depp
-Music-
Favorite song : Changes by Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne
Favorite band : Ozzy or Kelly
You like music?: ROCK
In a band?: Was for like 2 months or so
Song that makes you cry : None
Most memorable song : Sebben Crudele
Best type of music : Rock
Song that makes you dance : Rock
-Remember when...-
Most embarrassing memory :too many to count...
Most hurtful memory~: rich and josh
Memory that makes you happy :when I was in the mimes show and school play
Overall best memory : Mime Show
Anything you regret?: yes loads...
Anything you wish you could have done but didnt?: Changed the way tings turned out in 7th grade
Are you sad this is ending?: no not really
Anything you'd like to add -: No not really......... JOHNNY DEPP IS HOT AND A GREAT ACTOR!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 1

I JUST SAW THE VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL MIME SHOW....I learned something....

VALLEY MIMES= PERVERTED ON AND OFFSTAGE

INDIAN HILLS MIMES=PERVERTED OFFSTAGE

Do you think it is some kind of weird mime genetic disorder?
I am off to the mime show the wonderfulest mime show of all, because x7....... ya i am gonna see the mime show at valley.... yayaya

Monday, March 29

I AM SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE... I JUST GOT DONE WITH TRACK WE DID LOTS OF STRE4TCHES AND TIPETOES STUFF AND SPIRINTING AND BUTT KICKS. WE RAN 2 MILES UUUGGGGGGH BUT IT RAINED AND DFELT GOOD!!!
*COLAPESES ON FLOOR*

Sunday, March 28

Today I was remebering the "incedent" in play practice back in February. As I was reading what other people had heard/saw in their blogs I remembered how many different types of stories came up from that. Very few people got the whole story. Some say that she took 5 or 6 blows to me I only felt one, but for some reason I had a huge bruise on my back for a while(not remebering how I got it) Others say we had a fist fight and tackled each other. It was total hell (I'm sorry if you are very religious) the next day. The basket ball team had seen me run into the bathroom crying and holding my head. So they have their own version. All day long for the next two days my head was on show and tell. A ton of people coming up to me and asking what happened, are you sueing, are you going to send her to jail (my father and these well within his rights) is she really pyshco? I grossed out many people with my "battle" wound (although I never saw it my self) I was so incrdibly sore for the next week. The day of the incedent I was called into Mr. Christianson's office and gave a testimony of exactly what happened. I gave him the picture and told him my story. Mr. Newendorp came in a while later and asked what my dad's car looked like and if I could remember his cellphone number off the top of my head (Ms. Sears and him laughed) I am very grateful to the other girl for not lying on her part of the story. I am sorry for the people that were called into testify. The only reason they were called in was because I gave their names in my story.

On a happier note I saw Secret Window yesterday and loved it. It is so twisted and confusing, but it is so good. OOOOOOOOO Johnny Depp *drool*.

Today's word
dork ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dôrk)
n.
Slang. A stupid, inept, or foolish person: “the stupid antics of America's favorite teen-age cartoon dorks”

Saturday, March 27

dic·tion·ar·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dksh-nr)
n. pl. dic·tion·ar·ies
A reference book containing an alphabetical list of words, with information given for each word, usually including meaning, pronunciation, and etymology

Friday, March 26

Thursday, March 25

ElectricOzzy7: i cant wait to see ur hair cut
Movielover20080: she cut it too short
ElectricOzzy7: where is it on ur head
ElectricOzzy7: ha
ElectricOzzy7: hahaha
Movielover20080: where it usually is
Movielover20080: its about to my shoulders
ElectricOzzy7: dumb question
Here's some structure for your day:

ElectricOzzy7: ceiled, ceil·ing, ceils
To provide or cover with a ceiling.

floor ( P ) Pronunciation Key (flôr, flr)
n.
The surface of a room on which one stands.

wall ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wôl)
n.
An upright structure of masonry, wood, plaster, or other building material serving to enclose, divide, or protect an area, especially a vertical construction forming an inner partition or exterior siding of a building.


OR AS THOMAS PUT IT SIMPLY
tomamama29: ceiling: up.
tomamama29: floor: down
tomamama29: wall: sideways
Interesting Conversation

ElectricOzzy7: hello
tomamama29: ello
ElectricOzzy7: how is ur s.b.
tomamama29: silly bunny?
tomamama29: squishy bananas?
ElectricOzzy7: yes
tomamama29: scary barbers?
ElectricOzzy7: haaa
tomamama29: stupid babies?
ElectricOzzy7: hahahahaha
ElectricOzzy7: noooooooo not again ahhhhhhhhh
ElectricOzzy7: darn
ElectricOzzy7: leave me alone darn u
ElectricOzzy7: ahhhhhhhh
ElectricOzzy7: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh
ElectricOzzy7: arg
ElectricOzzy7: not u thomas
tomamama29: err
tomamama29: voices?
tomamama29: sister?
ElectricOzzy7: voices and hiccups
tomamama29: headache?
tomamama29: ah.
ElectricOzzy7: bad hiccups
tomamama29: not a good combination, voices and hiccups
tomamama29: which are louder?
ElectricOzzy7: hiccups
ElectricOzzy7: they taste like soap
tomamama29: really? have you eaten any soap lately
tomamama29: ?
ElectricOzzy7: no but i dipped my fingers in candle wax that smelled like saop but how the taste got in my moith ?
ElectricOzzy7: blech
tomamama29: eat anything sticky after the candle incident?
ElectricOzzy7: no i did not blech
ElectricOzzy7: my hiccups sound like loud firecrackers
tomamama29: and what are the voices saying?
ElectricOzzy7: many different no not differwent yes different noo no no no n no
ElectricOzzy7: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ElectricOzzy7: there are telling me to get mouth wash
tomamama29: why? Did you say something nasty?
ElectricOzzy7: no to get the blech taste out of my mouth brb k
tomamama29: don't use soap as mouthwash.
ElectricOzzy7: am i an idiot
ElectricOzzy7: ?
tomamama29: no
tomamama29: sorry.
ElectricOzzy7: well plastic must be really smart
tomamama29: errr.
tomamama29: yes.
ElectricOzzy7: i cant get the child safety lock off the mouth wash
ElectricOzzy7: rrrrrrrrrrrr
tomamama29: hehe.
ElectricOzzy7: i got rid of the soap but no i have mouth wash breathe i swallowed some blech
tomamama29: by the way, how are your hiccups?
ElectricOzzy7: good i cant believe i swallowed that bleach

Wednesday, March 24

here is something incredibly stupid to do... but it involves exploding pigs
here is something incredibly stupid to do... but it involves exploding pigs
*hutoooo* *splat* *hutoooo* *splat* *hutoooo* *splat* *stop that* *ahhhhh* *splat* GAAASSSSSSPPPPPPP CAN'T BREATHE........ HICCUP..... OH NOW IT IS THE CALLING TO THE WORLD. That is all I have to say...

Tuesday, March 23

oh now im hungry
im still bored
im bored
Yetserday i just hung with my friends we actually "regular" teenagers, beacuse we sat and talked at the mall being bored and trying to come up with things to do. We had just gone bowling and came up iwth te team name Jaba: Jordan Alli Brittany Amanda Jaba. But it soon broke up and became two seperate teams JB AND AA. Jordan vowed never to teach me anything again. He taught me how to launch spit wads at things, and well I shot it at this beer poster and got caught. Oh well!!!!

Sunday, March 14

PLAY IS OVER YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I AM DONE BUT SAD OK!!!
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FRIENDS BILLY, TED, OR JUSTIN?

Sunday, March 7

Last night was the cast and crew party at bucca's we all had one hell of a time (sears even spilled spaghetti on herself). The food was absoulutly wonderfull but the other people in the room ,not us, were down rite rude. This one lady turned around and told us to shut up (well basicaly) just because she couldn't hear her friends that were a foot in front of her. Well that is the stupididist thing i've ever heard because i could hear everyone around me and makeout what they were saying. I will admit we were the loudest in there but hey you try to get 30 some odd (ephassiss on the odd part) teenagers to quite down. We we all got politly asked to leave at 7 o'clock but this is how it was put in words by my friends

ImOkWithThat44: then we got kicked out
mormonFBplr14: did we really?
ImOkWithThat44: technically when someone says "ok, everyone OUT!" you've been kicked out
ImOkWithThat44: but thats just me

That referring to the cast party at Buca.
But on a happier note Jordan made me laugh so hard i couldn't breathe and i started crying. He has succeded!!!
And I am a pirate and am going to Johnny Depp and move to Utah!!!