Man that beer's empty

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A beer

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two turtlenecks
And a beer

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer

Doug: There should be more there

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer

Doug & Bob: In a tree