Gah So Glad that Theatrics night is over!!!!

Our skit when down hill from line one...it wasn't even the right line. So we improvd the whole skit and lines were stolen lighting was bizzare, ques were screwed over, 4 pages were skipped, we couldn't find the body or the table, there was no more hair spray, and the dead lady's wig was left behind. But the good part was that no one was able to tell at all. "So O'Finn do tell me, how does it feel to the subject of such criminal devotion??"
~Until Then

So apparantly I'm an idiot who can't remember anything, especially not a bag of hats that my ELP teacher leant to me... God, I'm stupid.

I had a very bad day today.....I aparently have a case of the Mundays

So okay here's my day:

• Before school: Got my retainer
• 1st hour: Ran smack dab into Jimmy's shoulder and almost broke my nose
• 2nd hour: I am now an 18 year old prostitute
• 3rd hour: Didn't have my worksheet with me because I left my homework binder at my mom's house
• 4th hour: Didn't have my music with me because it was also in my binder
• 5th hour: Got an 84% on the test and didn't understand the new material
• 6th hour: Didn't get any work done because I didn't have my notebook with me, because it was in my homework binder
• 7th hour: Got a 71% on my math quiz and then didn't understand the material
• 8th hour: My theatrics group performs tomorrow and I didn't have my props with me and my group does not know there lines
• After school: Got nothing done at Frostbite practice as usual

Hopefully tomorrow will bring better things than today did....one can only hope.

~Until Then

Amuse your self

Who were you in your past life??

A time of closing on the break of spring

Ah yes the end of out beloved spring break is draqing nearer by the minute and even the second. We all must go back to the dreaded minimum security prison tomorrow and prepare for the 4th and final quater of our freshmen year of highschool. I'm sure that each and everyone of you is looking forward to that. And I'm also sure that you all got much accomplished over this break in spring.
Some things you could have done of the break of spring:

• Called your long lost aunt Martha
• Change your religion
• Become a weather personal
• Memorize your lines for the theatrics night
• Actually start your Tech Ed. systems report
• Repaint the sidewalk
• Medatate
• Learn to play the harpsicord
• Bind your sibling to the tree outside with duct tape
• Eat your shoe
• Count the number of carpet fibers you have in your house

OR YOU COULD HAVE DONE NOTHING AT ALL!!!

But just remember...only 50 (school) days till summer vacation!

~Until then

Even God likes a good laugh...

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus is Black:
1 He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus is Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus is Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus is a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus is Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus is a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

Amen

There's no combination of words I could write on the back of a postcard... Dude, I is sleepy. But, But, Hey! Spring Break starts tomorrow! Which means today's the last day of school before spring break! (Oooh, look at the wonderful logic) Don't mind me, I'm half-asleep!

There's no combination of words I could write on the back of a postcard... Dude, I is sleepy. But, But, Hey! Spring Break starts tomorrow! Which means today's the last day of school before spring break! (Oooh, look at the wonderful logic) Don't mind me, I'm half-asleep!

More Of The Metal Fence Came Off!!!

So I got all my top braces off and they had to take 4 molds of my mouth cuase they kept screwing up on it. But then I asked why the didn't remove the bottom 6. Their response was that me teeth were quote UNSTABLE unquote. Yea I just looked at them funny. Also Andi's ACT thing was today again. Went better than last week. I did a skit with Lemon and yea it was the bomb. No not really but meh whatever.
~Until Then

So what are you going to do today Pichler?? Whatever I feel like GOSH!!!

• Put off my book report
• Sleep
• Do rest of my homework
• Sleep
• Go to Petsmart
• Sleep
• Eat Dad's new reciepe
• Sleep
• Go to a vocal concert
• Sleep
• Watch Silence of the Lambs again
• Sleep

Gah, having a chest cold is no fum. I feel like crap and haven't eaten anything this weekend. And I'm all out of kleenex too so gah again!!

Happy Birthdays to Madi and Andi!!!

My father is rapidly loosing his hearing

It probably doesn't help that my sister and I quarrel and get at each others throats every time we see each other, and the insane bird that never shuts up and continuosly squaks at all times of the day. I was standing 2 feet away from my father and I was askinf him where the free weights were so I could use them. And he though I was asking where the free ways were. So he said, "There are outside where they have always been. It's not like I could take them inside with us." I looked very confused and just kinda stood there. He looked at me funny. "Why the question about free ways?" I busted up laughing and explained that I was asking for the weights. So we cleared that misunderstanding up and he left to go out. And as he was leaving he gave me this advice "Now don't go and play with the weights in the middle of the free way."
~Fin

"It's true, I do imbue my blue unto myself,
I make it bitter."

I don't think they'll let me back in Jordan Creek any time soon

Yes so the first meeting of Andi's act thingy was today. Pretty good..got candy and just told things about each other. I swear some of these kids will be part of the FPSOT (Future Pot Smokers Of Tomorrow) They watch Family Guy...there're only in 4th grade and they watch Family Guy?!? I mean it even says that you must be 14 or older to watch and plus it's on at like 10 p.m. When I was in fourth grade, I was still watching Tom and Jerry.

Curse my blasted bad...uhh...what was it again??

"Harry Potter's hot."
"..."
"Wood's better."
"Nuh-uh."
"Uh-huh."
"Shut up. You're not allowed to say anything about this."

*Note

Oh BTW congrats to Thomas for just creeping me out at 1:00 in the morning. I read your post and was just yea...I can't even explain it. But again congrats!!! "Hi Drew, this is mom. I was just wondering if you watched the Pistons game last night?"

Stupid Charity Calls

There I was.. 12:45 a.m. in the morning. Just minding my own business...SLEEPING!!! I'm not bothering anyone at all. Then I hear the Pink Panther theme...WTF is someone calling me at 12:45 in the morning??? "Hello" I say...and Alli Baird answers the other side of the line. She called me to donate money to the variety club. So I asked her what time it was and she replied it was 12:45...in the a.m. Now I am used to these night calls so I am not particularly mad in anyway. Just a little bit thrown off that Alli Baird is calling me. So I decline the offer to pledge, and fall back asleep. 10 minuted later, I was minding my own buisness, not bothering anyone and all of the sudden I hear the Pink Panther theme again. Now I thought it wqas somewhere arounf 4 a.m. But I answer the phone and it's Brittany Johnson asking the same thing Baird had asked me 10 minuted ago. Well she had a twist on the proposal. Donate money to her...and she'd let me talk to Aimee Sears. So I'm like "Ok, why not." So I talk to Sears and donate $12. So the lesson is, if you want money from Pichler... call her twice at some time in the morning... ask for money and then let her talk to someone she hasn't talked to in a long time. Oh BTW the $12 is in honor of Baird and Johnson, just so they would leave me alone. (Yay my internet is working again so why not tell everyone that I am up and donating money??)

My fingers are stuck together w/super glue.

::sobs:: I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!

I hate technical terms.

How come everything in this this god damn world has to have two sides and a crap load of techincal terms to it. I mean people just take a simple thing and twist and turn it until they get some huge ordeal out of it. WTF is going through their minds?? They just need to get on with it. GAH!!! Tis all I have to say for now!