Sunday, May 30
Just Some Food For Thought
I almost answered a question with a question, but realized the person who asked the question in question could never be questioned
Shut the (insert colorful, personalized word here) up!
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
How come, in the Mini Wheat’’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
Is there anything easier done than said?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
I almost answered a question with a question, but realized the person who asked the question in question could never be questioned
Shut the (insert colorful, personalized word here) up!
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
How come, in the Mini Wheat’’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
Is there anything easier done than said?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Saturday, May 29
Wow whata great party.. every one was there! Food games stuff to do, music, whatever you can imagine! Lots of interesting things happened. I swalled an ice cube and chocked to death almost before Jordan made mestop breathing.. my boob froze (guys mite want to censor that) JK!!! Hope to you guys all really soon! BYE!!!
Friday, May 28
Today Thomas won the big Nate Scholer award.. a drama award.. I thought I would drop by his S.S. classrommand wish him congrats. When I walked in Mrs. Kelly yelled .. "No autographs please ... he doesn't need any more attention" or something to that affect. She scared me half to death I ran rite out of her class room!. This was after math conversation!
JohnnyDepp669: who was the hardest teacher to say goodbye to for you?
tomamama29: Mrs. Kelly for sure.
JohnnyDepp669: she scared me.. ahhhhhhh
tomamama29: hehe
tomamama29: Mrs. Kelly laughed when she realized she scared you
JohnnyDepp669: hehe that was pretty funny
tomamama29: "Oh, shoot! HAHAHA! I think I scared her!"
JohnnyDepp669: i have to admit
tomamama29: I asked her 2 year old daughter if she would sign my yearbook
JohnnyDepp669: heheh
tomamama29: she was too shy to reply
JohnnyDepp669: heheh
read last entry before this!!!
JohnnyDepp669: who was the hardest teacher to say goodbye to for you?
tomamama29: Mrs. Kelly for sure.
JohnnyDepp669: she scared me.. ahhhhhhh
tomamama29: hehe
tomamama29: Mrs. Kelly laughed when she realized she scared you
JohnnyDepp669: hehe that was pretty funny
tomamama29: "Oh, shoot! HAHAHA! I think I scared her!"
JohnnyDepp669: i have to admit
tomamama29: I asked her 2 year old daughter if she would sign my yearbook
JohnnyDepp669: heheh
tomamama29: she was too shy to reply
JohnnyDepp669: heheh
read last entry before this!!!
THATS IT! ITS ALL OVER! WERE DONE! hooray....
Pros Of The Day: Margaret Made valley show choir, Brittany made southwoods singers, NO MORE ORCHESTRA, I am no officaly a high schooler, ITS SUMMER, great variety show! I got a really exeptional award!
Cons: No more way awesome teachers, no more school, I didn't make any group today, losing a really good friend. Losing part of my self!
Today was the last day of school! Two long years are finally over. Made a ton of new friends over the years but lost a great deal of them! The variety show went very well and so did the rest of the classes today! I got a really "wow" award. The exceptional student award or something that onl ten people from each grade get. Thomas and Mary got it too and Joanna! I didn't make Southwood Singers.. way bummed! MADE IT THROUGH ORCHESTRA!!!! End of the year slide show was awesome as usual, Because me and all my friends were in moving pictures called film!!! Now came the hard part... saying goodbye to all of my teachers... It may seem way babyish to cry when saying goodbye ... but I did cry. (I got hugs from all of my teachers... including the male ones)I said goodbye to Seipman, Geis, Aashiem, Schuling, Tow, Newendorp, Peirce, Mendenhall, Sears, Tudor, Flaugh, Boerner, and Woodburn.. she was the hardest of all to say goodbye to....
On a happier note my sister called the police by accident and asked for my dad!! Funny.
Pros Of The Day: Margaret Made valley show choir, Brittany made southwoods singers, NO MORE ORCHESTRA, I am no officaly a high schooler, ITS SUMMER, great variety show! I got a really exeptional award!
Cons: No more way awesome teachers, no more school, I didn't make any group today, losing a really good friend. Losing part of my self!
Today was the last day of school! Two long years are finally over. Made a ton of new friends over the years but lost a great deal of them! The variety show went very well and so did the rest of the classes today! I got a really "wow" award. The exceptional student award or something that onl ten people from each grade get. Thomas and Mary got it too and Joanna! I didn't make Southwood Singers.. way bummed! MADE IT THROUGH ORCHESTRA!!!! End of the year slide show was awesome as usual, Because me and all my friends were in moving pictures called film!!! Now came the hard part... saying goodbye to all of my teachers... It may seem way babyish to cry when saying goodbye ... but I did cry. (I got hugs from all of my teachers... including the male ones)I said goodbye to Seipman, Geis, Aashiem, Schuling, Tow, Newendorp, Peirce, Mendenhall, Sears, Tudor, Flaugh, Boerner, and Woodburn.. she was the hardest of all to say goodbye to....
On a happier note my sister called the police by accident and asked for my dad!! Funny.
Wednesday, May 26
Sunday, May 23
So my great aunt and uncle are over and so is my dad's cousin (she'd be my 3rd cousin?) well anyways they are admiring this posseed evil bird that we have. While they are doing this, my dad goes off into the kitchen to pours them a drink. As my dad walks back into the living room carrying the drinks, my aunt asks "What type of bird is it?" my dad miss took her for "What type of alcohol is it" and he replied " Oh it's a strong alcoholic" we all just sorta stared at my dad. CHEERS!
Friday, May 21
This is a very interesting conversation I had with my "good" friend Jordan. Yo may find it arousing!
ImOkWithThat44: my point exactly
JohnnyDepp669: your period exactly
ImOkWithThat44: I'm not the one laying eggs
JohnnyDepp669: hehehehe
ImOkWithThat44: the truth hurts, dont it?
JohnnyDepp669: so but lies lick better
ImOkWithThat44: I'd rather not be licked, thank you very much (with the exception of Alli)
JohnnyDepp669: noi!!
JohnnyDepp669: i cant bretahe
ImOkWithThat44: ha!
ImOkWithThat44: I win
JohnnyDepp669: im over at allis house and she read that and she is grossed
out by your huge balls
ImOkWithThat44: ye
ImOkWithThat44: huge balls
ImOkWithThat44: and you've looked at these balls when?
JohnnyDepp669: hot dogs anyone
JohnnyDepp669: there all over the backyard hair and internet
ImOkWithThat44: what?
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: shes going insane
JohnnyDepp669: take the pill itlhelp you relaxivte
ImOkWithThat44: thats made as much sense as throwing rocks at a stationary
object yelling "I'm gonna kill you!"
JohnnyDepp669: f;sa
ImOkWithThat44: my point is proven yet again
JohnnyDepp669: hehe
JohnnyDepp669: are upir balls up your ass again and out your vagina
ImOkWithThat44: you are very crude for someone that lays eggs
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: so very sorry
JohnnyDepp669: nah i jyst crapple them out onto the dinner pltae at easter
time
ImOkWithThat44: so this is the hormonal insanity that comes with the female period
JohnnyDepp669: thats why they are funny colors
JohnnyDepp669: nah i just finished up with mine last week so im not due for
another month
ImOkWithThat44: this must be aftershock then
JohnnyDepp669: the s waves travel slowe than the p waves
ImOkWithThat44: P for period, S for stupid
JohnnyDepp669: hahahaha very funn period devil
ImOkWithThat44: point being?
JohnnyDepp669: like i sadi
JohnnyDepp669: i think alli's having an orgasm with ur screename
JohnnyDepp669: no
ImOkWithThat44: if I'm going to be around so many girls at one time (meaning
talking to them at school and hanging out with them mind you) I'm going to
diss the period till I die
ImOkWithThat44: and that just sounded funny
ImOkWithThat44: and I quote my screen name
JohnnyDepp669: yeah that did
ImOkWithThat44: "I'm ok with that"
JohnnyDepp669: sh
JohnnyDepp669: liesJohnnyDepp669: alli is mad at me
ImOkWithThat44: ok
ImOkWithThat44: thats not hard toi believe
ImOkWithThat44: to*
JohnnyDepp669: bad pichler=
JohnnyDepp669: we just got yelled at
ImOkWithThat44: yelled at by whom?
JohnnyDepp669: do you have any panti liners we could use
JohnnyDepp669: im feesh out
ImOkWithThat44: no
JohnnyDepp669: my sister
JohnnyDepp669: shes pmsing
ImOkWithThat44: wonderful
JohnnyDepp669: it really is
JohnnyDepp669: do you have any condoms that we =ou.ldImOkWithThat44: ok
JohnnyDepp669: nvm
ImOkWithThat44: your on the road to blockedness
JohnnyDepp669: we launched our rokets to day and the exploded and came all
over us
JohnnyDepp669: styrofaom dicks
ImOkWithThat44: yep, I'll give you too the count of three before
blockadeness
JohnnyDepp669: no!
JohnnyDepp669: you dare not!
ImOkWithThat44: 1
JohnnyDepp669: well stop
ImOkWithThat44: 2
JohnnyDepp669: how was you day
JohnnyDepp669: ?
ImOkWithThat44: meh
ImOkWithThat44: tired
ImOkWithThat44: and hungry
JohnnyDepp669: cool beans
ImOkWithThat44: no, not really
ImOkWithThat44: and then the stupid benchmarks
ImOkWithThat44: you>
ImOkWithThat44: ?*
JohnnyDepp669: spy kids in spanush
JohnnyDepp669: thats alli
ImOkWithThat44: ah
JohnnyDepp669: its was alrite i got to go chase after exploding rockets
ImOkWithThat44: fun
ImOkWithThat44: and now, I go back to reading comics
ImOkWithThat44: (have all you two been doing today is sending me crude
comments?)
JohnnyDepp669: maybe
ImOkWithThat44: thought so
ImOkWithThat44: my feet itch
JohnnyDepp669: thats nice
ImOkWithThat44: no really
ImOkWithThat44: its rather uncomfortable
ImOkWithThat44: anything new?
Auto response from JohnnyDepp669: sdfvdfv
ImOkWithThat44: or have you run out of things to say with me restricing your
talking privledges and all?
JohnnyDepp669: we are playing addiction soliatutrrewte
ImOkWithThat44: ah
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: I need to stop reading comics
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: or else I wont be talking for awhile
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: wow
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: that was the most retarded comic ever
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: but I couldnt stop readinf
ImOkWithThat44: reading*
JohnnyDepp669: ah
JohnnyDepp669: how do you readinf
ImOkWithThat44: what?
JohnnyDepp669: readinf
JohnnyDepp669: how do you readinf
ImOkWithThat44: no idea
JohnnyDepp669: it came from her throat
ImOkWithThat44: who's?
JohnnyDepp669: her throat
ImOkWithThat44: ok
JohnnyDepp669: what came from her throat?
ImOkWithThat44: no idea
JohnnyDepp669: guess?
ImOkWithThat44: I dont want to know
ImOkWithThat44: but tell me anyway
JohnnyDepp669: a frog and two lizards and a cock
JohnnyDepp669: a rooster
ImOkWithThat44: oooook
JohnnyDepp669: a.b. wants to eat yopur roos er
JohnnyDepp669: liar
JohnnyDepp669: soorrrry
ImOkWithThat44: I believe the liar comment
JohnnyDepp669: i am having way to much fun
ImOkWithThat44: no
ImOkWithThat44: no your not
JohnnyDepp669: good
JohnnyDepp669: ouch
JohnnyDepp669: yes
ImOkWithThat44: what?
JohnnyDepp669: i snapped my elf with not on but 2 blubry bands from ab
stomach
JohnnyDepp669: a.b.
JohnnyDepp669: george!
JohnnyDepp669: no!
ImOkWithThat44: what is happening here
ImOkWithThat44: I'm so very confused
JohnnyDepp669: we needed to move t fat from her aabe to her lower region
JohnnyDepp669: no
ImOkWithThat44: what?
ImOkWithThat44: try sentences and sylablies
JohnnyDepp669: read it carefully and yummaliy
ImOkWithThat44: I did
ImOkWithThat44: so you transfered Alli's fat to her butt, or so you claim?
JohnnyDepp669: uyou noooo u want to lick h'[]
JohnnyDepp669: she alreadu has fat ther
ImOkWithThat44: you have got a problem
JohnnyDepp669: yes pihcler does
JohnnyDepp669: yes but you have problems that u r not in bed with her doi
JohnnyDepp669: so so
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
ImOkWithThat44: ok, should I start trashing talking about you and DOug?
JohnnyDepp669: shes going insane
JohnnyDepp669: yes yes
JohnnyDepp669: do dododododod
ImOkWithThat44: want to talk about problems in bed, you couldnt Doug to
consider it
ImOkWithThat44: not a double take
JohnnyDepp669: yeah well you and alli couldnt find the holes if you were on
a golf course
ImOkWithThat44: Doug couldnt get into the holes with your eggs coming out!
JohnnyDepp669: you couldnt come if you wanted 2 because yo already ame with
tha canadian chick lazst week
JohnnyDepp669: hehe
ImOkWithThat44: you couldnt PAY Doug to come(or cum for the crude spelling)
for you
JohnnyDepp669: yeah well your mom had to PAY alli to get in bed with you
because of your penis disfunctions (we all know about you little probems
staying happy)
JohnnyDepp669: they circumsized you a little bit 2 much
ImOkWithThat44: your tubes were tied before you were born!
JohnnyDepp669: yeah well you were born a girl and they still manageed to
circum size you
ImOkWithThat44: you were dressed as a boy for years because people were
embaressed that you were a girl
JohnnyDepp669: they filled up a condom with your own fat and shoved up your
vagina and prayed that it would turn into a penis and you were a fat baby
they said dam look at that fat baby
ImOkWithThat44: dont you mean that was your life story?
JohnnyDepp669: no sorry you must have your self confused after all the
mastubating youve done with your dog and yoru mom
ImOkWithThat44: yes well, atleast I dont fantasize about my dad with my mom
ImOkWithThat44: while "playing" with your bird
JohnnyDepp669: i dont fanatzize about myslef with my mom and dad
JohnnyDepp669: you said hole in one and missed you shot it up her ass
ImOkWithThat44: actually, that would considered a fetish to some
JohnnyDepp669: shut up
ImOkWithThat44: but thats a fantasy of yours, isnt it
JohnnyDepp669: you only use big words to cover for ur tiny penis and you
trouble in bed
ImOkWithThat44: you only use weak insults to cover your penis and sad
exsitence
JohnnyDepp669: well atleast i am not out on the streets holding a sign that
says will stop trying to have sex if i can cum back to work
ImOkWithThat44: no, your just a 3 cent crack whore
JohnnyDepp669: please email me this entire conversation and your credit card
number
ImOkWithThat44: not a chance
JohnnyDepp669: why not
ImOkWithThat44: A.) dont have a credit card
ImOkWithThat44: B.) I'll sned the conversation since you dont know how to
copy and paste
ImOkWithThat44: send*
JohnnyDepp669: i swear just please email me the conversation you could
probably find it arousing
ImOkWithThat44: arousing....not a chance
ImOkWithThat44: but I'll send it anyway
ImOkWithThat44: my point exactly
JohnnyDepp669: your period exactly
ImOkWithThat44: I'm not the one laying eggs
JohnnyDepp669: hehehehe
ImOkWithThat44: the truth hurts, dont it?
JohnnyDepp669: so but lies lick better
ImOkWithThat44: I'd rather not be licked, thank you very much (with the exception of Alli)
JohnnyDepp669: noi!!
JohnnyDepp669: i cant bretahe
ImOkWithThat44: ha!
ImOkWithThat44: I win
JohnnyDepp669: im over at allis house and she read that and she is grossed
out by your huge balls
ImOkWithThat44: ye
ImOkWithThat44: huge balls
ImOkWithThat44: and you've looked at these balls when?
JohnnyDepp669: hot dogs anyone
JohnnyDepp669: there all over the backyard hair and internet
ImOkWithThat44: what?
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: shes going insane
JohnnyDepp669: take the pill itlhelp you relaxivte
ImOkWithThat44: thats made as much sense as throwing rocks at a stationary
object yelling "I'm gonna kill you!"
JohnnyDepp669: f;sa
ImOkWithThat44: my point is proven yet again
JohnnyDepp669: hehe
JohnnyDepp669: are upir balls up your ass again and out your vagina
ImOkWithThat44: you are very crude for someone that lays eggs
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: so very sorry
JohnnyDepp669: nah i jyst crapple them out onto the dinner pltae at easter
time
ImOkWithThat44: so this is the hormonal insanity that comes with the female period
JohnnyDepp669: thats why they are funny colors
JohnnyDepp669: nah i just finished up with mine last week so im not due for
another month
ImOkWithThat44: this must be aftershock then
JohnnyDepp669: the s waves travel slowe than the p waves
ImOkWithThat44: P for period, S for stupid
JohnnyDepp669: hahahaha very funn period devil
ImOkWithThat44: point being?
JohnnyDepp669: like i sadi
JohnnyDepp669: i think alli's having an orgasm with ur screename
JohnnyDepp669: no
ImOkWithThat44: if I'm going to be around so many girls at one time (meaning
talking to them at school and hanging out with them mind you) I'm going to
diss the period till I die
ImOkWithThat44: and that just sounded funny
ImOkWithThat44: and I quote my screen name
JohnnyDepp669: yeah that did
ImOkWithThat44: "I'm ok with that"
JohnnyDepp669: sh
JohnnyDepp669: liesJohnnyDepp669: alli is mad at me
ImOkWithThat44: ok
ImOkWithThat44: thats not hard toi believe
ImOkWithThat44: to*
JohnnyDepp669: bad pichler=
JohnnyDepp669: we just got yelled at
ImOkWithThat44: yelled at by whom?
JohnnyDepp669: do you have any panti liners we could use
JohnnyDepp669: im feesh out
ImOkWithThat44: no
JohnnyDepp669: my sister
JohnnyDepp669: shes pmsing
ImOkWithThat44: wonderful
JohnnyDepp669: it really is
JohnnyDepp669: do you have any condoms that we =ou.ldImOkWithThat44: ok
JohnnyDepp669: nvm
ImOkWithThat44: your on the road to blockedness
JohnnyDepp669: we launched our rokets to day and the exploded and came all
over us
JohnnyDepp669: styrofaom dicks
ImOkWithThat44: yep, I'll give you too the count of three before
blockadeness
JohnnyDepp669: no!
JohnnyDepp669: you dare not!
ImOkWithThat44: 1
JohnnyDepp669: well stop
ImOkWithThat44: 2
JohnnyDepp669: how was you day
JohnnyDepp669: ?
ImOkWithThat44: meh
ImOkWithThat44: tired
ImOkWithThat44: and hungry
JohnnyDepp669: cool beans
ImOkWithThat44: no, not really
ImOkWithThat44: and then the stupid benchmarks
ImOkWithThat44: you>
ImOkWithThat44: ?*
JohnnyDepp669: spy kids in spanush
JohnnyDepp669: thats alli
ImOkWithThat44: ah
JohnnyDepp669: its was alrite i got to go chase after exploding rockets
ImOkWithThat44: fun
ImOkWithThat44: and now, I go back to reading comics
ImOkWithThat44: (have all you two been doing today is sending me crude
comments?)
JohnnyDepp669: maybe
ImOkWithThat44: thought so
ImOkWithThat44: my feet itch
JohnnyDepp669: thats nice
ImOkWithThat44: no really
ImOkWithThat44: its rather uncomfortable
ImOkWithThat44: anything new?
Auto response from JohnnyDepp669: sdfvdfv
ImOkWithThat44: or have you run out of things to say with me restricing your
talking privledges and all?
JohnnyDepp669: we are playing addiction soliatutrrewte
ImOkWithThat44: ah
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: I need to stop reading comics
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: or else I wont be talking for awhile
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: wow
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: that was the most retarded comic ever
JohnnyDepp669: ah
ImOkWithThat44: but I couldnt stop readinf
ImOkWithThat44: reading*
JohnnyDepp669: ah
JohnnyDepp669: how do you readinf
ImOkWithThat44: what?
JohnnyDepp669: readinf
JohnnyDepp669: how do you readinf
ImOkWithThat44: no idea
JohnnyDepp669: it came from her throat
ImOkWithThat44: who's?
JohnnyDepp669: her throat
ImOkWithThat44: ok
JohnnyDepp669: what came from her throat?
ImOkWithThat44: no idea
JohnnyDepp669: guess?
ImOkWithThat44: I dont want to know
ImOkWithThat44: but tell me anyway
JohnnyDepp669: a frog and two lizards and a cock
JohnnyDepp669: a rooster
ImOkWithThat44: oooook
JohnnyDepp669: a.b. wants to eat yopur roos er
JohnnyDepp669: liar
JohnnyDepp669: soorrrry
ImOkWithThat44: I believe the liar comment
JohnnyDepp669: i am having way to much fun
ImOkWithThat44: no
ImOkWithThat44: no your not
JohnnyDepp669: good
JohnnyDepp669: ouch
JohnnyDepp669: yes
ImOkWithThat44: what?
JohnnyDepp669: i snapped my elf with not on but 2 blubry bands from ab
stomach
JohnnyDepp669: a.b.
JohnnyDepp669: george!
JohnnyDepp669: no!
ImOkWithThat44: what is happening here
ImOkWithThat44: I'm so very confused
JohnnyDepp669: we needed to move t fat from her aabe to her lower region
JohnnyDepp669: no
ImOkWithThat44: what?
ImOkWithThat44: try sentences and sylablies
JohnnyDepp669: read it carefully and yummaliy
ImOkWithThat44: I did
ImOkWithThat44: so you transfered Alli's fat to her butt, or so you claim?
JohnnyDepp669: uyou noooo u want to lick h'[]
JohnnyDepp669: she alreadu has fat ther
ImOkWithThat44: you have got a problem
JohnnyDepp669: yes pihcler does
JohnnyDepp669: yes but you have problems that u r not in bed with her doi
JohnnyDepp669: so so
JohnnyDepp669: sorry
ImOkWithThat44: ok, should I start trashing talking about you and DOug?
JohnnyDepp669: shes going insane
JohnnyDepp669: yes yes
JohnnyDepp669: do dododododod
ImOkWithThat44: want to talk about problems in bed, you couldnt Doug to
consider it
ImOkWithThat44: not a double take
JohnnyDepp669: yeah well you and alli couldnt find the holes if you were on
a golf course
ImOkWithThat44: Doug couldnt get into the holes with your eggs coming out!
JohnnyDepp669: you couldnt come if you wanted 2 because yo already ame with
tha canadian chick lazst week
JohnnyDepp669: hehe
ImOkWithThat44: you couldnt PAY Doug to come(or cum for the crude spelling)
for you
JohnnyDepp669: yeah well your mom had to PAY alli to get in bed with you
because of your penis disfunctions (we all know about you little probems
staying happy)
JohnnyDepp669: they circumsized you a little bit 2 much
ImOkWithThat44: your tubes were tied before you were born!
JohnnyDepp669: yeah well you were born a girl and they still manageed to
circum size you
ImOkWithThat44: you were dressed as a boy for years because people were
embaressed that you were a girl
JohnnyDepp669: they filled up a condom with your own fat and shoved up your
vagina and prayed that it would turn into a penis and you were a fat baby
they said dam look at that fat baby
ImOkWithThat44: dont you mean that was your life story?
JohnnyDepp669: no sorry you must have your self confused after all the
mastubating youve done with your dog and yoru mom
ImOkWithThat44: yes well, atleast I dont fantasize about my dad with my mom
ImOkWithThat44: while "playing" with your bird
JohnnyDepp669: i dont fanatzize about myslef with my mom and dad
JohnnyDepp669: you said hole in one and missed you shot it up her ass
ImOkWithThat44: actually, that would considered a fetish to some
JohnnyDepp669: shut up
ImOkWithThat44: but thats a fantasy of yours, isnt it
JohnnyDepp669: you only use big words to cover for ur tiny penis and you
trouble in bed
ImOkWithThat44: you only use weak insults to cover your penis and sad
exsitence
JohnnyDepp669: well atleast i am not out on the streets holding a sign that
says will stop trying to have sex if i can cum back to work
ImOkWithThat44: no, your just a 3 cent crack whore
JohnnyDepp669: please email me this entire conversation and your credit card
number
ImOkWithThat44: not a chance
JohnnyDepp669: why not
ImOkWithThat44: A.) dont have a credit card
ImOkWithThat44: B.) I'll sned the conversation since you dont know how to
copy and paste
ImOkWithThat44: send*
JohnnyDepp669: i swear just please email me the conversation you could
probably find it arousing
ImOkWithThat44: arousing....not a chance
ImOkWithThat44: but I'll send it anyway
Wednesday, May 19
Its buckling down to the last few days of school and everyone is getting excited... thespians are watching the auditions for the Variety Show and music groups are getting there last few practices in. All of the concerts are done :(in cluding chorus): many many many many many many many many many many many many testes left to take and what not. VERY STRESSFUL!!!!!! ADVENTURELAND ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, May 15
Sunday, May 9
Saturday, May 8
The mushrooms and the carrots have teamed up in secret conspiracy against me. (well now it isnt so secret) but they have stolen the top secret formula from the mashpotato volcano and have began swarms of intergalctic crossbreeds of tomatos and turnip called a "turnatos" (hahahah). Every few hundered thousands miles sightings of these huge meeting places and been spotted where it is supposedly the location of the mash carrotist Ossamin Bean Ladel. That is all the information we have for now... toon in next week for the next Iowa "My favorite stew award"
Wednesday, May 5
woo hoo..... if you see a group of mimes (2+) bickering over something... don't bother stopping by and asking what's up or what's wrong.. because chances are you will not understand anything... hey were mimes! oh yeah for the game "what are you doing" there is a G verison, PG verison, PG13 version, R version and the MIMES version.
Tuesday, May 4
Monday, May 3
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