So my great aunt and uncle are over and so is my dad's cousin (she'd be my 3rd cousin?) well anyways they are admiring this posseed evil bird that we have. While they are doing this, my dad goes off into the kitchen to pours them a drink. As my dad walks back into the living room carrying the drinks, my aunt asks "What type of bird is it?" my dad miss took her for "What type of alcohol is it" and he replied " Oh it's a strong alcoholic" we all just sorta stared at my dad. CHEERS!