Just Some Food For Thought

I almost answered a question with a question, but realized the person who asked the question in question could never be questioned
Shut the (insert colorful, personalized word here) up!
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?

If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?

How come, in the Mini Wheat’’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

Is there anything easier done than said?

If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?

If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?

What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?