Friday, December 31

2004 Review

Highlights and Downfalls of 2004:
  • Was introduced to Rock N' Roll Unit (yea you brainstormers) DF
  • Try outs for Makin' It and made the part HL
  • Golf Club incident HL & DF
  • Groups for Vocal Contest HL
  • Performances for Makin' It (I think were gonna crash and burn) DF
  • Performances for Vocal Contest HL
  • Mythbusters HL
  • End of Rock N' Roll Unit HL
  • Brite pink signs (Yes Maybe) HL
  • Orchestra Trip to Worlds Of Fun HL & DF
  • Turned 14 HL
  • Variety Show DF
  • Last Orchestra Concert HL
  • Last Vocal Concert DF
  • End of the best school year...ever HL &DF
  • Trip to Indiana (lol) DF
  • Baked Potatoe (sp?) HL
  • End of the summer party HL
  • Starting Highschool DF
  • Latin Class HL & DF (mainly downfall)
  • Dropping Orchestra HL
  • Speech Class HL
  • Met Christian HL
  • Dark Of The Moon tryouts DF
  • Home Coming HL
  • Dark Of The Moon performances HL
  • Met Matt HL & DF
  • Discovered stand-up comedy HL

Tommorow starts another New Year, and I probably screw that one up as well.

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Thursday, December 30

:)

YAY! NEW YEAR'S IS TOMORROW!

Sunday, December 26

Christmas Review!!
Okay first off I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas and got everything (or mostly) what you wanted. So now with all our new gizmos and whatnot we can keep our selves busy and stay away from the Christmas specials....don't drink too much egg nog now! Thank goodness the weather wasn't bitterly cold and OMG can you actually say it ...WE HAD SNOW ON THE GROUND FOR CHIRSTMAS!!!!..yea so it may not be much but it's still snow!!
Best Gift: Mini Ipod..hey it's still an I pod
Usefull Gift: Punching Bag
Humerous Gift: Redneck page-a-day calendar
Sadly my computer is stupid and won't recognize a damn C.D. so I can't use my Ipod so there for I take my anger out on the punching bag...it's really gonna get use during finals!! YEA FINALS!!! Aren't you all looking forward to 5 freakin days of tests?? You know I am!!!! Have a great New Year and see you all on the 3rd!

Thursday, December 23

Merry Christmas to y'all and a Happy New Year!

Tuesday, December 21

Ah it's finally that time of year, the kids are out of school, snow is on the ground all fluffy and white. People are gathering up for the holidays, stores are stocked with eggnog, the fire is balzing with that yule log. People of all ages relive that magic time of year when the Christmas spirit comes alive again, loved ones snuggle close and watch the fire flicker into the ashes. And then New Years rolls around, people make their resolutions, and happily dance the night away.

Then we're all yanked back out of that dream and back into reality...kids start complaining about their broken gifts and finals and having to deal with their teachers...the snow is a grey mess which you have to shovel every day and night, your car won't start cause a squirell took up resident in the engine. The relatives leave to go back home and your stuck with this huge mess and trash in every corner, that just magically seemed to appear. The leftover food is stinking up the fridge. The fire wood is rotted and infested. You wife is pissed off at you about how you don't love her anymore and that Mary from down the street got better gifts than she did. And how you started hitting on some other woman at the party caus eyou were drunk. You've already broken your resolution no matter what it is.

Yea I just love the holidays don't you?

Saturday, December 18

Friday, December 17

Original: God Bless Us, Every One!
Improved: God Break The Dishes, Every One!
And off to the 2nd Dickens Dinner.

Thursday, December 16

I think I might become a vegetarian....then again I might not.

Wednesday, December 15

Have I fallen into and alternate reality?!?! I swear to God I have, this has been the most messed up day ever!!! I am sooo lost!

Tuesday, December 14

Coming soon to a theatre near you!

Dressed in blue armed only with their rolling carts of wonders, come the JANITORS LIVE ON HALLWAY! Tall, short, fat, skinny, you name it, they are there! You don't hear them with the exception of their brooms and squeaky wheels. They come in single or in a whole pack, never more never less! So come see Lary, Robert, Ann, Mary, George and many others...hurry tickets are going fast!

Sunday, December 12

And the last few hours of our precious weekend comes to a close

Yes the weekend is just about finished, people are scrambling to get homework done, projects are quickly thrown together, and of course we're all grumbling about how tomorrow is another nasty Monday. Yes don't we all just love the weekend.

People have all died pretty much, there has been no contact between anyone at all for like 4 days, it's reall sad. Geesh Winter Break is gonna be torture.

My sisters 10th birthday party was this weekend, yes 3 screaming little girls ranging from 8-10,(well technically 9 but hey) Yes, thank God red Mt. Dew blends in with my carpet (2 freaking bottles of it was spilled) sugar + little kids + demented sister = one he!! of a night. Oh yes and a Midnight visitor.

And alas I must go do my GCS homework, grrr the weekend is gone grr.

Thursday, December 9

Okay my chatterbox isnt working

http://friendpages.com/cgi-bin/public/pages/cover.cgi?pageid=shefali is Shefali's website and Madangelgirl18 is Madi's aim.
And yet another episode of Kyle vrs. Jason's hairy @$$! Man this was great! Tune in tomorrow to see more exciting action on BUS ADVENTURES!

Wednesday, December 8

My Christmas Letter

Dear Obese Trespassing Altruist,

This year, I have been a very manipulative little girl. I have compulsively lied, and I have never helped my sister with their homework. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of blank checks this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring the onset of menopause. For my daddy, please bring a new Rogaine prescription. For my little sister, please bring a subscription to Guns & Ammo. For my doggy, please bring breath mints. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some fruit cake.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the Spider Man breakfast cereal, and front row tickets to Eminem – plus backstage passes so I can get airborne Chlamydia! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $10,000,000!

Anyway, I hope you like the meatloaf I left out for you.

Sincerely,
Pichler

PS: Please say hello to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Ted Bratton? He has been a really homicidal dork all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put ebola in their stocking. Thanks!

Tuesday, December 7

Man that beer's empty

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A beer

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two turtlenecks
And a beer

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer

Doug: There should be more there

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer

Doug & Bob: In a tree

Damn Dickens Dinners

There're soooo confusing!

Monday, December 6

New Link

Hey check out Jessica's blog, YEA BLOGS HAVE SO NOT DIED!

Sunday, December 5

Something to do...or not.

Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Saturday, December 4

Word of the day!

Hoboish: adjective that is also a noun (because I don't know my english), meaning train-dwelling- mystical creature, which dissapates into a powdery substance (what substance this may be I am not sure) the hand is the last thing visible before total dissaperance.
And yet another random day goes by in this thing goes life! PARTAHY!!!

Friday, December 3

A lesson learned

Staples in your arm hurt, bad.

Wednesday, December 1

It's not a dump, it's a landfill....riiiight.

From the desk of:

*Note to CarribeanPPirate- who HASN'T touched his rod?!*
LOL-
anyways- I am back again....
my computer is still being evil...
no AIM online-
might have on my phone?!
That's all to say-
SEE MY BLOG FOR THE NEW AND TERRIFYING!
~Madi

Monday, November 29

Random Conversation
CaribbeanPPirate: call him and ask
JCAlleycat: nooooooo
CaribbeanPPirate: whyyyyyy?
JCAlleycat: cause iam 2 shy
CaribbeanPPirate: geesh jessica...you touched his rod for goodness sakes! hehehe
JCAlleycat: lol that was a big rod
You know what I want for Christmas? A PUNCHING BAG!

Hup hup!

This is me, Yes Maybe, living up a free day of no school. Well, a crappy free day because of sickliness, but a free day all the same. So....agricola!
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Sunday, November 28

I have discovered that I can never work in a perfume store.
Latin is a dead language
Dead as dead can be;
It killed off all the Romans
And now it's killing me!

Saturday, November 27

I am cranky or liable or capsize.
You know there just must be something about me and people getting saws as birthday presents.

Thursday, November 25

God people must get really stupid around the holidays....

"Amanda, this is my seven layer salad." Dr. Haver said. "It has seven layers."

As I think to myself "Here's your sign."
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Tuesday, November 23

Welcome to the world of cheerleaders!!!

On a happier note, Everyone I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Eat Sleep And see you all Monday!

Sunday, November 21

Ah, the weekend at last. But alas it is Sunday, time to complete the very few homework assignments that I have, but damn it, my Latin report. Grr.

On a happier note, saw National Treasure this weekend, and that is by far the best movie I have seen all year. I would suggest that you all go see this fantabulos movie sometime over break. It is worth the 8 dollars and a popcorn.

Thursday, November 18

I have discovered the wondergul art of multitasking, its great.
Hmm I was very surprised by the outcome of today, I thought it was going to be a down right s**** day with all the hell that I was facing, but it actually turned out to be very good, now I just have to deal with Mr. Manock in gym tomorrow.

Wednesday, November 17

That was the worst thing I have EVER seen in my life!
Any ways, for a long time I have been looking forward to see the IH mime show, getting to see what they've done with out Sear's, who was a mime, (only one possible mime left over from the insane mime troup that existed last year), and were they any good. Well there are 10 things in which I would like to say.

1) The audience and VERY POOR respect for the actors, yelling out when the end of the show came, screming during the middle of skits, (yes laughing is appropriate) it made me so mad! Last year, we had so much respect from the audience.

2) The used songs with LYRICS!!! YOU DON'T USE LYRICS! It takes away from the entire mood of the scene. Not to mention during at least 3 skits, they had song changes which really distracted the audience, and was lost to all hope and oblivion.

3) 1 BOX!!! I REPEAT! 1 BOX! The used chairs and desks!! Only one box, and it wasn't even BLACK!!! There was also no back drop. Yes CLOWNS were allowed to use trash cans, but they are clowns. Not too mention there wasnt a single clown in the entire show!! But that's the job of a mime. You are given boxes in which you use for desks or chairs or beds.

4) They didn't wear pants. "I have seen things tonight, which I never want to see again." Jordan Lavine. Or gloves for that matter.

5)They walked through walls, and doors, and they moved things to wrong places, PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!

6) There was speaking in one of the skits, you don't get that honor until you become a Baker's Dozen at Valley. Not to mention this skit took the name from Jordan's solo last year.

7) The same girl did all the sign changes and maybe there was a bit of character walk but no, it was just bad. All though we do give her credit for knocking over the stand.

8) Scene changes! IT TOOK FOREVER! And if it takes longer than 5 seconds, you loose the audiences intrest. We had it down pack last year, Sear's worked us hard and in the end we were great. THEY ALSO HAD TECHIES DOING SCENE CHANGES! There were at least 20 mimes, which is way too much because that's a lot of people to encorperate into skits, they had MAKE UP PEOPLE!! We did our own make up and box moving. About 30 peole total were involved with this show, we had 17. 11 mimes, 2 clowns, 2 light booth people, 1, asst. director, and 1 director. 2 people can't direct a show, it's not possible. They should of called in us, we could of had down. We shall conqure!!!! (well for the most part)

9) THEY USED GLOW IN THE DARK TAPE!!! WE USED THE DARK!!! WE KNEW WHAT WE WERE DOING AND HAD PLACMENT DOWN!!!

10) This is always a problem in every mime show, they don't start on time.

*Despite all you people who think I am skipping school, I am sick! My temp is well over 102 and I'm shaking all over, I went outside when I shouldn't of been, and now I am paying the price. But if I am sick tomarrow, tought luck on me, my butt is at school. This is my last day off till the next semester.

Tuesday, November 16

Hello

I am very good at screwing up in life-
said the stupid- single dirty blond.....
Anyways- my parents have a blocker on my computer so if you email/ post they are probably going to see it-
i am writing from the library....
good-bye
~madi

Monday, November 15

And Mid American Energy said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!", and there was light.
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Sunday, November 14

I seriously never thought it would happen..honestly.
It's amazing what can happen when your on nyquil...*falls of chair*

Saturday, November 13

I was just minding my own business listening to my online radio, when a song ocmes on and my dad comes over and starts sining the lyrics perfectly (horribly off key and out of tune) and just really freaked me out but was really funny none the less... it was House Of The Rising Sun- The Animals

Also my computer keeps "slogging" me off.
Im still, really really cold.
I'm really really cold...it stinks.

Thursday, November 11

And yet another Speech class to science class conection *shakes head while laughing maniacly*

Wednesday, November 10

Tuesday, November 9

Barney is the reason why all the other dinosaurs died out.
Ever notice, that when you were little how everything seemed so easy and care free. The backyard fence seemed so much taller and the fall to the ground hurt a lot, or the tree that you would always climb into when the neighbor kids would make fun of you. Then you grow up and everything seems so much smaller, the fence is nothing more than some wire sticking out of the ground, and the tree that seemed so safe now is nothing more than a twig.

If you moved from your childhood home, and you get the chance to go back. You remember how you and your friends would romp all over the block, and all the neighbors would all look out their windows to see how much fun the kids were having. You remember were Susey broke her arm, or when Billy's dog ran away, or all the games that you played when you were little and what traditions you up held and all the secret rules.

As you walk around the neighborhood that you once ruled, and all you friends have moved away or grown distant, and all the neighbors are all gone, and you feel like a foreigner on your own block. Everything seems so cold and distant, and you just don't feel happy, you want to, but can't. It almost seems as if your world is black and white, and you just catch these glimps of color when you remember what happened when you did live here.

Monday, November 8

I've come to realize that the human body is capable of running on 4 hours of sleep, you actually have more energy than if you got 7 hours. Maybe I'll start doing that instead...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *drool*

Sunday, November 7

Well that's it for Dark of the Moon:

Well as most of you know, I was involved with the fall Valley production Dark of the Moon, and overall I must say, that it wasn't that bad. For all you you who said the script was corny and the play was just not "cool" enough, WELL YOUR ALL LOOSERS! I HAD A BLAST! With the exeptions of the "costumes". Our first two preformances were really good, but the final one stunk really bad. But all the witch scenes were good, got lots of compliments on how we scared the audience. You get to meet some really cool people on the cast, and you become really good friends with some of them, and that does help when you get to Vally next year. All the people have different things that they can bring to their charcter. I walked away from this learning a lot of things, some of which I wish I hadn't. Lots of laughs along the way, good times and great people. GO OUT FOR IHSSA OR THE SPRING PLAY (TBA)
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"Where do the quarters keep coming from?!?"

Saturday, November 6

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Mental Block

OK- THIS IS MY blog LINK:
http://madisonavenue18.blogspot.com/
mAdI

DOTM a SUCCESS!!!!

The play was awesome last night!!!
Pichler scared the shit out of me as the bitch,
oops- I mean witch!
I pulled a Hansen!!!
LOL!
G2G-
MaDi

Friday, November 5

PICHLER THE PICKEL KILLER!

Thursday, November 4

Hello

Some people have large mouthes which cause their "friends" pain or emotional disturbance......
thank you sooooooooooooo much marti...
damn it!
I am both sorry & not sorry for swearing!
MaDi
Hey y'all out there if you know who Brekken Klomstad is, this is his new xanga (stupid non blogger)

*I killed my other blog, not that it really ever lived but anyways that's besides the point

Dark Of The Moon
When: Friday 5, Saturday 6, and Sunday 7
Time: Friday and Saturday @7 p.m. Sunday @ 2 p.m.
Where: Valley Highschool
Cost: $5
BE THERE OR BE TRIANGULAR

Wednesday, November 3

Best Japaneese pick up line:
"This time next year, we'll be laughing together."
~As quoted from Maxwell and Polly

Tuesday, November 2

Why am I always left standing clueless? I mean I am always the last to know about everything, seriously. I need to get with the program.

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I haven't been on in forever.......... must remain active online more than I have been.... anyways how is everyone??????? Thanks for not kicking me out Pichler!

Monday, November 1

Both of the species that inhabit this horrid place we call earth, are deeply confused by the opposite sex. We think to far when really we are completly ignorant to the sheer simplicity of how the opposite sex functions. Either sex is like a rubic cube, just as you get one side all figured out, there is just another side waiting to be unscrambled w/o undoing any previous work. So in the end no one wins, we all just die and rot in a hole in the ground.
As was predicted, I was srcrewed over....by the homework that is.

Sunday, October 31

Hup Hup

green jello, you suck, money money, get the money, dolla' dolla' bill y'all.
As I sit here quietly chatting, I hear a noise that sounds like tapping. A tapping at my chamber door, I say it's an evning guest and never more. Only this and nothing more. The tapping it grows louder untill I can't ignore, for it be the swords of the crew and my beloved Lenore. Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing...all around me is compressing. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping, something louder than before, This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word,"Lenore!" Merely this, and nothing more. I wonder and ponder for all is lost, And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floorShall be lifted---nevermore!
~With Credit From Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" and my own addings.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANDY=STOMACH ACHE!
Yes! Joanna's party! Umm few words can actually describe the emotions i'm feeling right now...not bad, not good, BALHISH yes blahish.
Joanna=Dark gothish
Me=Pirate
Brady=Himself
Andy=Capt. Conservative
Alli and Britt=Granny Club
Ben=Paintball head chopper persona
Erin=Nudist On Strike
Kristin=Ninja
Nisha=Posterboard
Brenda=Camo Person
Steph=Her Cheerlaeding Twin
Mary=Whoopee Cushion
Joanna's Dog=Hot Dog

Events or random happenings= donut eating contest..was actually very good with the exception that I chocled on the string...Erin and Kristin tying for Assassin...Mary (weird mouth fart noise sound) me HAHAHAHA...LOTS OF CANDY!...Detective Game wow! What blast but yet so many dead...Capture the flag, yes another arguous game of capture the flag (an old traditon)...and finally I did not stop breathing! Probably cause Jordan and Thomas were not present, but were missed....I think.

Friday, October 29

Yup It's still raining.
It's Raining...

Thursday, October 28

Wednesday, October 27

I have been reduced to nothing but a small ragged bit of gauze.

Tuesday, October 26

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what can you do for your country."~JFK

Sunday, October 24

This would of been very helpful back during the play.
Technology can freakin bite my ass.

Saturday, October 23

tomamama29: hoooray!
tomamama29: the pichler goes pssaaaa
~
CaribbeanPPirate: OOOOHHH I thought you said trying to eat the waiter
* Thomas and I both need to get sleep*

*new email* caribbeanppirate@aol.com and disturbedpichler13@msn.com

Friday, October 22

TORNADO!!!

Alaska, Alabama and the other 49 states: take cover with enough supplies to last a month.

Iowa: Stands outside till tornado is knocking on front door, then move inside to watch it. When torando is in house, then we finally move to basement.

Emotions Suck
Meh the weekend is here Meh....

1) I have never been more humilated in Latin..my self and Pigmalius made, wow words can not describe it. Why: Because How: With Swords. As only Chef Brian would say "Oh great merciful crap-s***!"

2) Yea...people were in my house today, COME ON IN! HELP YOUR SELF TO MY STUFF! Yes people were in my house today, but luckly my dad came home at like the right time and he could hear scuffling in my house as my back door was being unlocked..nothing of value so far that we have noticed is missing, my dad's t.v. was moved a bit and my back door was locked, but my dad's digital tape recorder has gone missing and we don't know if they took it or if it's just in the land of all the other missing things like my long lost pair of socks, and my dad's car keys...yea.
Haylo, peeps. I just wanted to say that I'll be gone until Monday.. I think I might have a comp, but whatever. Pichler: Can I ask a favor? Can you call my cell and tell me Lauren's #? I have absolutely -no- idea where my student directory is and I need to ask her what the french homework is.

In other news, my brother is now entranced with a ladybug. And wouldn't it be awful if you were a guy and a ladybug? I guess all male ladybugs must be gay or something. ... Yeah, I think there must be something wrong with my brain at the moment...

Thursday, October 21

Creepy Deja Vu:

Went to the Rock In Prevention (RIP) today, had a freaking blast!! All the people we worked with were awesome....I didn't even know have of the freshmen there. SEARS WAS THERE!!! HAHAH JORDAN AND THOMAS YOU MISSED OUT!!! Oh well...we thought of you, lighting small childrens heads on fire....*ahem*. We gave 3 assemblies today, 1st one very tense....2nd one meh not that great..3rd one very loud. Brittany, Nisha, Brenda, and I took our time waltzing over to VSW to have lunch..we had an hour freaking lunch very nice. Got some weird looks as we were walking in through the gym doors and the p.e. classes were looking at us kinda funny..yea that was cool. The creepy Deja Vu was that this whole thing was at Jordan Creek and I came from Westridge and as you know, they stole our floor plans. It was weird as I was walking through the halls, expecting to see my teachers coming around the corner...but yea and looking out of the windows and expecting to see E.P. True and instead there's a freaking tree..I mean I was only gone for 3 years and already theres a 20 foot tree where a major road used to be...yea bizare..."Quick Amanda's gone lets tear up the road and plant a tree!" After the assemblies were all done, we took our leisure time walking over to VSW yea and dancing and singing while walking. I know have really happy songs stuck in my head...maybe that is contributing to my mood. *waltz off to sing happy songs*

Wednesday, October 20

DisturbedPichler: BACK
DisturbedPichler: AND FOUND SOCKS
smargirl2000: wow
smargirl2000: that's scary
DisturbedPichler: i was llooking for socks
smargirl2000: i know you were
smargirl2000: It's not just a sock: it's an adventure!
DisturbedPichler: YES A VERY COLD FEET TYPE OF ADVENTURE
smargirl2000: um, okay
DisturbedPichler: SOCKS
smargirl2000: I swear that pot got there before 4-6 days...
DisturbedPichler: hehehehe
DisturbedPichler: socks with pot
DisturbedPichler: would you like to smoke my socks
smargirl2000: wow

Tuesday, October 19

The truth?!? You wanna know the truth?!? TO BAD CAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

Monday, October 18

And thus I become just 'someother random person.'

Don't forget --glow in the dark-- bowling balls/shoes.

Sunday, October 17

Homecoming!!!! Okay so as you all know, Saturday was homecoming dance woo hoo!!! Went to Brittany's house to get all "prettied up"...and I must say all four of us looked really good....Mrs. Johnson is very awesome at doing our hair and make up..then it was off to Mary's house for a very miserable 1/2 hour of standing there like little girly type humanoids while all the parental units snapped there cameras and ooo and awwwed! Dinner was very excellent..lots of girl talk~girly moment~then is was off to Val Air. Stood outside for 20 minutes trying to get in, all the upperclass men looked really good. Got swept into the chaos of the dancing train and got my toes stepped on...so then I find Alexa and Lauren and someother random people. So it's really warm in there and the slow dances are not fun...so screw the dance LETS GO BOWLING! So a group of nine of us go over to val lanes.....yea IT WAS FREEZING! But meh I've faced worse.....Yea had a great time at the bowling alley..looked rather funny in our homecoming dresses and black lights and the bowling balls and shoes, but it's all in good spirit of good "clean" fun. Well sadly I lost (no suprise there)..yea that was soo much fun with the execption of my dress ending up smelling like smoke and the "interesting" people you meet late at the bowling alley..then 11 rolled around so we had to run back to the dance...FREEZING STILL....total chaos broke out when trying to find your ride almost got run over numerous times...well then I had to turn back into regular old Pichler...then it was the sleep over..I believe the post on my other blog can explain what happened.
Wow!! Last night was really wacked! Check out my other blog and you'll see..err...hear what I mean.....

Thursday, October 14

This is a very "hairy" conversation:
(today was all about the hair and getting high)

JohnnyDepp669: it was really fluffy it was like being on high i was addicited to it
tomamama29: it sounds like Jordan's hair is a drug
JohnnyDepp669: it probably is
JohnnyDepp669: some very new drug that isnt illegal yet and dogs can't detect it..only the female species have it, some guys have this drug and some guys don't.
tomamama29: the female species have Jordan's hair?
JohnnyDepp669: arg i mean can detect it
tomamama29: scary
JohnnyDepp669: yupp...im not sure if you have it, if you do its a very small minute (?) amount
tomamama29: if I have Jordan's hair?
JohnnyDepp669: no
JohnnyDepp669: not entirely
tomamama29: I'm a bit confused
JohnnyDepp669: so am i
JohnnyDepp669: theres this "drug" and some guys have it more than others and someguys dont have it at all, jordan has a lot of this "drug" and you probably have some but its defunct
tomamama29: ah
tomamama29: the drug called hair
JohnnyDepp669: no its not called car its in the hair
tomamama29: consider myself in rehab against my will
JohnnyDepp669: hair* not car.....why would you be in rehab
tomamama29: hair rehab
tomamama29: but I want to get back on "hair" some time soon
JohnnyDepp669: guys cant be on it...well i guess some could but doubt it
tomamama29: well, it's more on them
JohnnyDepp669: what?tomamama29: hair is on people
JohnnyDepp669: yes
JohnnyDepp669: im talking about the drug and how guys cant be on it...none what so ever
tomamama29: and I'm talking about how I'm a bit confuse
*takes five minutes to type response*
tomamama29: d
JohnnyDepp669: it took you that long to type the number d
tomamama29: it took longer to type the letter d
JohnnyDepp669: so in recaps of this conversation it boils down to Jordan's hair is a drug
tomamama29: yes
tomamama29: and I am confused
JohnnyDepp669: and Thomas is confused and so well anyone who reads this

Wednesday, October 13

I can't think of anything interesting to write so I'm just gonna talk about the weather. It's cold and drizzly and dreary, and it's cloudy and wet and it sucks...... oh yea! Today was culture day and it was pretty good overall. Jordan ruined the hopes and dreams of all small children everywhere. I WAS IN TOUCH WITH MY GERMAN HERITAGE!! Oh yea my outfit was the foshnizzle (?) although I was humilated in practically every class cause I had to get up in front of the class and twirl around (yea that was so much fun!) and my gcs teacher is a German Major and made me get up in front of the class and he taught me and the class how to do a German dance (that was the most humilating of all) and my science teacher saud I looked like some one from the Ricola commercial. But I did get a lot of compliments on the outfit though.

Tuesday, October 12

I have learned something today, math teachers are very bi-polar.

Sunday, October 10

I think I seriously broke my left index finger cause it's been hurting for about a week (not really bad at all anymore) and is slightly swollen and and I cant curl it all the way like my other fingers its really weird..yea just thought you should know.
Adam (cryingish) "You know it's really bad when you get a pat from the camera man." *slaps camera man's hand*

Saturday, October 9

Well, I believe I shall have to say 3 things: I'm really sorry about your dog..., I'm glad you're getting a new one!, and Totally awesome skin, mon amie! :)

~Amanda M.
Made A Second Blog! No clue what I'm gonna do with it just check it every once and a while.
Wow!! I have some good and not bad but not good news.

The not so good news is that what we thought was my dog, isnt. We caught a sheltie in the live trap and it looks so much like him, size, shap, posture, ears, and even the face. So I haven't seen him yet but what I have heard it sounds so much like him, so we have to come to face the fact that Braeden isn't coming home.

The good news!! We're gonna keep the dog, he cnat come home for another week cause he needs to get "fixed" and get updated on all his vacinations.

The Great News!!! Well I think you can tell by the blog skin!

Friday, October 8

Best of luck goes out to our friends Joanna and Jordan who are currently debating an NHS against other schools from Iowa...GOOD LUCK TO YOU BOTH! DO VALLEY PROUD!!!! And good luck tomarrow as well.
Well I can officially say that the last two days at school really sucked.

Thursday, October 7

I have a certification of live birth...i find that strangely amusing, im not really trying to offend anyone with still born puns and stuff wich is not funny in the least bit.
Well there went my Latin G.P.A. if I even had one, Latin was hell, I don't like reading it and answering questions in it none the less, well sadly this is only part one. There's a whole nother day to this evil test.

Wednesday, October 6

Tuesday, October 5

this is an audio post - click to play
I am not skipping school today, I am just taking another self motivated field trip.

Sunday, October 3

Very Happy Day Pt. II:

Well yesterday was very umm how should I put it? INTERESTING AND RANDOM! Painted for about 7hrs (not 9), Thomas, Brittany, and the ever faithful Jordan helped me paint my mom's office, and 3 rooms. And I learned a couple of things from this colorful day 1) I have very very poor balance, 2) Never put Jordan and Thomas in the same room with a can of paint and thell them that it's the "Youth" "Euth" room, 3) Life is very random, and 4) Ceilings are unavoidable. But hey we all get payed for doing this "wonderful" job, so it is all good in the end.

Saturday, October 2

Oh So Very Happy Day Part I:

My dog has been missing for nearly 3 months now, and a dog fitting his discription has been spotted in the same area multiple times by multiple people for 2 1/2 months, and yesterday one of my mom's employees saw him with her own eyes in broad daylight, not at night like most of the other times. He's so scared to come near anyone, so my mother is gonna call the Animal Rescue Legue to see if they can set some humaine traps for him!!!

*Pt. II of happy day will be poster later this evening of early tomarrow morning*

Friday, October 1

Only in Latin Class:
Poke= Hit/whack
Hit/Whack= Poke

"Pichler, Poke Jordan!"
"Pichler, Hit Erin!"
Only in Latin Class

*I can no longer feel my toes*

Thursday, September 30

I am soo tired, I fell asleep (for the most part) in one of the auditorium chairs at Valley..and I swear to god if i would of been asleep for another 10 minutse you would not of been able to wake me up and I would of slept there till morning and the upperclass men would of walked in and would of been like "Fuck its a freshmen, what the hell is it doing here? Lets eat it for breakfast!!!
I need to get more sleep, I am starting to ramble on and on about random things, and not just at night anymore.
Yea I really can't think of anything to say today really, nothing that interesting has happened much lately. But come back tomarrow or Saturday and I should have some interesting things posted by then.....I need a new word, I had one yesterday but I forgot it. Oh well damn the society.

Tuesday, September 28

I went back to ih today *hooray*..talked to Mrs. Woodburn and I think I will go on the Europe trip this year which is awesome just have to come up with 2. 660 dollars ugh. Watched some of the ih mimes tryouts, wow what a sad sight for my eyes. They need help desperatly, there were a few good mimes but not many, a couple even talked during the skit. Or maybe its just me sitting in the back of the auditorium and seeing others in our places. Oh well and it's just not the auditorium w/e sears yeling SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!

Monday, September 27

I think all these years of learning things has finally taken its toll on me, my brain is full to capacity, I can't possibly learn any more, I need a bigger brain or maybe I could clean out the old one so it runs faster. One can only dream.

Sunday, September 26

Here is an inteesting peice of tid bit-

The Paomnnehal Pweor of the Hmuan Mnid

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are. The olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh?

Saturday, September 25

Ctrl+Alt+Delete has taught me many many things, such as the meaning of life!
Boo.

Is it strange that I know the song lyrics to a Frank Sinatra song?

~Amanda M.
This is my favorite song of all time, becasue I can relate to it in ways, and from different aspects. And it also kinda goes with the theme of my blog.

Boulecard of Broken Dreams-American Idiot-Green Day

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know were it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Were the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone
I walk alone I walk aloneI walk alone and I walk alone

My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Till then I'll walk alone

Ah..ah..

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk aloneI walk alone I walk aloneI walk alone and I walk alone

My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Till then I'll walk alone

Ah..ah..

(repeats 1st verse and chorus/refrain)

Friday, September 24

Hello Everybody!!!
I feel loved!!!! Pichler invited me to join her blog so here I am!!!!
Well- that's all for now!

I have found a new sport, it invloves very little movment, 2 people or more, a bus with and open window, and accuracy. It is called TIM SPITTING. It is a very fun and interesting game and very humorus, Tim is rather slow from both aspects of that word. Championships are to be held next year some time but the date is T.B.A.

It's also rather startled on how my mather teacher and I have a lot in common, he understands every Latin word I say, cause he was a Latin student himself and his buddies and him were rather abusive of their new language skills. As you all know I said our favorite little Latin saying over the annoucments today, and after I came out of Mr. Bittciks office, Mr. Bigelow popped in and said "Hey great Latin Pichler." Scared the freaking crap out of me, I'm telling you.

*For those of you who went to Westridge Mr. Bittick kind of reminds of Mr. Whitehead except a little deeper voice.

Thursday, September 23

Silent but deadly!~ A Progressive Mime
Heya, Pichler, thanks 4 the invite. :)
Stupid Quote of the Week
"It tends to get dark after sun set." Weather man on The Weather Channel
Mr. Bigelow must be related to Mr. Newendorp some how because he likes t o poke fun at me just like Newey did, because today he came oevr while we were doing some test problems and said "Hey Pichler you have a blue mark on you left hand." I imideatly look over to my left hand because I am stuff written all over that hand and assumed he meant my left. Then he said it again and I start looking at my rigth hand this time and am confused cause I don't see anything. He then takes the dry erase marker and makes a blue mark on my hand. The classmates around me just snickered. A little while later in class I asked him why he had done this, his reply was simply this "Oh just because it's fun to make fun of you." ...yes this post is rather pointless and isnt really that funny you just had to be there oh well back to my sad non existant life...

Wednesday, September 22

According to the Best Buy audio teller machine, pressing buttons is more fun then sitting and waiting for some one to take your call.

Tuesday, September 21

hey this is Shefali Aurora's blog so check it out its new nothing to exciting
I was at the dentists to day
1) Laughing Gas is awesome
2) I have a lisp
3) Novicane sucks
4) SHINY GUITAR PICKS
5) I can't feel my face

My horriscope:
In addition, you will have an overwhelming passion for the person you love. You will be feeling as though you had wings at the moment! It's true that you overcome obstacles easily but a little humility and serenity would help you in your initiatives. As for your budget, it will be growing in leaps and bounds! Finally, those you collaborate with will take your advice and recommendations into account... or maybe it's just the laughing gas.

Monday, September 20

My employer is a.k.a a can.
NOT HITLER...I need a dinner roll for that.

Sunday, September 19

Why does the school have to mess up my name so freaking much 3 TIMES IN ONE DAY 3 TIMES I TELL YOU 3!!!!
THE BUTLER DID IT, PET ROCKS, AND PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON THE MOON!!!

Saturday, September 18

Ah reliving my mimeish monets by listening to music!!! I PROTEST THIS PRETEST AND WHY IS HE NOT IN THE BOX????

Thursday, September 16

As I was walking home this fine afternoon, I noticed a lightbuld in the grass. I looked at it for a second and the walked passed it. I then looked back at and it exploded, not lying it truly just shattered into peices nothing had touched it to my knowledge and no one was around. I was very disturbed by the incident. Thomas says I shoud stay away from windows and mirrors.

Wednesday, September 15

Really Frusterating Game
In the dark a peice of card board looks like a chocolate chip cookie, but sadly it does not taste like one not even with the lights on.

Tuesday, September 14

Toast is like a really bad dream.

Monday, September 13

I have realized why I had a tooth ache all weekend, a huge chunk from the very back bottom tooth on the left hand side is gone arg..but I made an understudy part for the Fair Witch, witch is a rather large part from what I have heard, great more stress. BUT BRITTANY GOT UNDERSTUDY FOR BARBARA ALLEN!

Sunday, September 12

----->TO BE CONCLUDED....----->
HAHAHA THIS IS THE EARLIEST POST!!!! yes i do have a sad and pitiful life but hey what the hell why not make life interesting along the way!!!! ........Im going to bed now.

Saturday, September 11

Well this is the latest post i've ever posted.

Thursday, September 9

I think I'm finally over him (you guys are probably very glad that I am) I'm never gonna do anything and I highly doubt that he will either, and that's my hugest fear, is asking a guy out. I just can't do it. I can do just about anything else but that one damn thing. But then again, I LOVE BEING SINGLE!!! (for the most part)

Wednesday, September 8

Weird
Gross
Desperate
"Death Bad", so says the chalkboard.

Tuesday, September 7

I got a lot of greif from people for running into the wall...I also went back to Indian Hills today and Mr. Newndorp asked if the wall was O.K.
I can't smell the chicken.

Monday, September 6

Sunday, September 5

I have now officially succedded in figuring out how to make a scrolling post. And I was wondering if you could make a really long scrolling post and make people sit there for ever and watch is keep right on going and going, kinda like when you sitting in your car to wait for the train to pass and you know that your gonna be late for you appointment or meeting or whatever, or its also like sitting and listening to some one talk and talk about something that is totally pointless and your sitting there wondering "Why the hell would someone take so much time to make something so stupid for something that is so pointless that all of us already know the answer too, I mean this person must be a complete moron or just extremely bored." It just keeps going and going and going and going....
I feel very refreshed for some strange odd reason.

Saturday, September 4

I just remebered that I have a really bad memory.
I ran into a wall today and of course it hurt some what, and I have the scrape to prove it...but in other news I got my hair dyed. It's chestnut and looks very good, although my blond streaks are gone, I am very pleased with the way it turned out.

Friday, September 3

www.terraservice.net and www.assess.co.polk.ia.us
I am so unbelievably stressed right now, it's not even funny...I got things flying at me from all directions it's crazy! I can't take this anymore. And on top of that, I can't dye my hair blue like I wanted to because to be in debate, you have to have a natural hair color. Blue is natural its part of the primary colors.

Thursday, September 2

www.googleism.com

pichler is a creative type with a good nose for trends and a fine eye for detail
pichler is openly gay
amanda is totally usless
pichler is here
mary is unbelieving; makes aquaintance with the fairy
sears is kicking butt
amanda is the most academically successful of her friends
sears is an american institution
sears is a funny animal
sears is ethically wrong
amanda is the only person in the room
thomas is on the bus
amanda is a recently deceased teenager who will come back to haunt you if you don't send her message out to as many people as you can
amanda is hiding at the pirate shop
jordan is not pregnant
mary is arrested for giving brownies to suffering
thomas is jordan
thomas is fully aware of his condition
thomas is "wrong"
amanda is a pimp choose another photo album
amanda is a retard
amanda is going bye bye for a little while
amanda is an outdated version & should be removed
amanda is eating super blue green algae
amanda is still in a coma
pichler is convinced it's working
pichler is the current president
amanda is a film about an extraordinary horse and a boy named biddle
lavine is a master
amanda is optimized to take advantage of tape drives
lavine is quick to recognize that the cartoons' actors don't say what is typed in the email
lavine is a founding member of lavine
lavine is the result of 16 years of catholic education





Wednesday, September 1

There is a chatterbox on the side bar, you just have to wait or click the small little side arrowfor it to show up or just click randomly at things that always works too I guess...
Ground beef feels like brains.
Mysterious peices of paper seem to be floating around the school lately..be on the look out for one.

Tuesday, August 31

As I was sitting and typing up my Latin project I hear this strange noise like a very strabge car crash happening repeatedly outside of my house...I turn down my music and listen closely to see if there are any voices, and well the sound stopped so I just went back to my project and music. A little while later, I hear the same strange noise, and again I turn down my music and listen closely. A few seconds later it hit me, this is no car crash, it was my sister playing the violin.

Monday, August 30

As qouted br Mrs. Harness "Let's posses that donkey!"

Sunday, August 29

Tonight's the night, I'ma do what I gotta do to get outta here
Tonight's the night, I'ma feel alright feel alright again
I hope I don't end up in jail
But then again I don't really care
Tonight's the night, I'ma feel alright
I'm gonna hit the scene with my friends
Tonight's the night, I'ma feel alright
Feel alright again
Tonight's the night, I'ma do what I gotta go do to get outta here
Tonight's the night, I'ma feel alright
Feel alright again
I hope I don't end up in jail
But then again I don't really care.

Saturday, August 28

I've learned two things today...
1) I am quite a good bowler when I get into it
2) Dancing is rather fun

Thursday, August 26

There's something there... you just have to find it.
I'm all messed up again, I don't know what to do.
I can't even call my friends, to say help me save my life.

Wednesday, August 25

Screw Highschool...I'm going back to Indian Hills.
First day as an offical High Schooler

Ok so today wasn't that bad...
Bus route is totally fucked up, we back track so much.
1st. hr. Study Hall: Ended up in a heart brake
2nd. hr. English: Teacher is really nice but the class is meh not the greatest bunch of people to be with.
3rd. Soc. Studies: Not to fond of the teacher but the my class mates seem ok.
4th. T. Clef: LOVE IT!!!! Mr. Buhr is so funny and the class is really relaxing and Mr. Buhr really hit it off with the alros and sopranos.
5th. Science: 2nd Lunch pretty nice..get a break from class...Teacher seems really nice and class mates are really nice as well.
6th Orchestra: Not much to say here...this is my last year with the violin,,,but hey I am ending with the teacher I started with and hopefully will end my violin career on a good "note".
7th Math: Wow!! This class is awesome..much like last year with Mr. Newendorp...althoug Mr. Biegalow isn't as funny he's still really great and the class is wonderful.
8th Latin: So far so good...I no longer care for my first name...in Latin it means "To be loved" You should of seen my face when I learned that's what it ment...the class started laughing. And sadly Jordan can't have the best window seat there is for now.

Teachers seem to have a hard time with calling me Pichler for some reason..Oh well.

Friday, August 20

Today before going to work...I had a thought about writing a book or a story about a girl with amnesia. Well anyways, when I got home, I remembered that I wanted to write a story, but I couldnt remember what the story was about.

Thursday, August 19

We are no longer an army of one, we are THE ARMY OF FRESHMEN!
"For as long as I can remember, I've had memories," ~Colin Mockerie
Life Cereal is best eaten when crisp and crunchy..preferably out of the box...not soggy when in a bowl of milk with bananas.

Sunday, August 15

MMMMMMMM.......PANCAKES!!!!

Friday, August 13

GREEN DOWN

Thursday, August 12

Jordan's Story

I think they'll take me away to some government building, and then I'll be confronted by a general dude, and he'll be all like "Join the army" and I'll be all like "You join the army." and he'll be like "That's a good idea, maybe I will" and then he'll be all like "If you join the army, I'll be your best friend" and I'll be all like "Nu-uh" and then he'll be all like "Join the army and I'll give you candy" and I'll be all like "Ok!" and he'll be all like "Ok, heres some candy" and then I'll wake up three months later in some cottage in the middle of the woods and then I'll be all like "I thought we were best friends...oh well, I'll just eat some more candy"
yeah that's my story
It's all about the candy when you join the army.

Wednesday, August 11

this is an audio post - click to play
I very much hate my sister Tasha. Often she is a little dumb, and then last week she just uninterested me... I begged her support talking to someone about standards of beauty on the African subcontinent, but she began yelling:
"Whoa! Don't tell me you're into the African subcontinent too!"
At first I started bitching "OH MAN!" then the next day I just ran away all of a sudden. After all, she *is* my sister and I need to make this work...

Monday, August 9

I'm Bored - Annoy some guy
You know its sad...no one truly knows my eye color...not that I payattention to yours but hey whatever...and my hair color is a different story.
Its monster vrs. another scary creature...woman.......~monster games

Saturday, August 7

Hey...wow today was pretty cool.... Bittany was suspecting something but didn't have the whole thing fugured out....and yea every one in on this is too blame for letting a few things slip...the baked potato was pretty funny looking we got a few looks in the machine shed ...but no one said any thing...oh by the way, I now know the correct way to sharade cocktail dress

Friday, August 6

Hey I was just at the Jordan creek mall...and its not all that its cracked up to be...its too much Preppy-American-Eagle-long-lines-no-correct-sizes-jeans-that-are-70-dollars type of stores.

Thursday, August 5

I want to go here some day...and I will before I die!

Tuesday, August 3

Another Mimeish Conversation

JohnnyDepp669: THERES STEREOTYPE MIMES IN THIS MOVIE
ImOkWithThat44: duh
ImOkWithThat44: they won't ever show the real mime
JohnnyDepp669: I KNOW
ImOkWithThat44: they're scared will use our mimeish powers to brainwash them and then use them for strange, kinky sexual acts
ImOkWithThat44: we'll*
JohnnyDepp669: that is so true
ImOkWithThat44: isn't it though?
JohnnyDepp669: words cant describe my anger
ImOkWithThat44: guess we can't reveil to the audience of the mime show what we really did to them
ImOkWithThat44: well that's a shame
JohnnyDepp669: i know its all so depressing and its a weight that all mimes must take on
ImOkWithThat44: but we can still brainwash their asses
JohnnyDepp669: yes yes there asses
Hey, I'm updating blog again. Guess what happened two days ago? Yep, that's right, a blue moon! Woohoo! Blue moon! Yeah! W00t! Yee-haw! Can I hear you say "hoot!"? I can't? damn.

Monday, August 2

In July...it was the roofers that woke me up at such a horribly early hour....now its the dam March Masters!!!

Friday, July 30

I shall from now on hence stop posting really long im conversations just short little clips no longer than 15 lines or so and stop posting things that every one hast seen and for those of you who havent seen the Bush Vrs. Kerry here it is. I only post this cause this is on of the things I truly find it funny.
                                                                                                              ~Pichler

Thursday, July 29

MAY DAY MAY DAY...OUR COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN I REPEAT OUR COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN....PLEASE REPORT TO GENERAL KITTY OH SAM SAM FOR MORE INSTRUCTIONS!!!

Tuesday, July 27

THIS JUST IN: WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE SECURITY LEVEL "YELLOW" OR "ELEVATED".....that is all.

Monday, July 26

Despite my lack of thinking and typing skills....I have managed to land a job!!!! and theres a bird out side my window that keeps saying HA HA HA HA HA BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES!!!!

Sunday, July 25

huhuhuuuhuyiyiyiyiyiyiyooooppppioioioiommmmuimimimimimmfmfmfmfmfmfmfmfhththththt¥

Thursday, July 22

BAKED
POTATOE!!!

Wednesday, July 21

My Run In With The Police
 
Yesterday I was swimming at my town home pool and just minding my own buisness, I was probably down at the pool until about 2 or so and decided to go home. I gather my things and head for the door, as soon as I get to the door... a policeman pulls up and gets out of his vehicle and starts walking. I decide to quicken pace and go home, I'm just at the side walk that leads to my house when all of the sudden the officer yells...."HEY YOU MADAM!!" ....I'm just so freaked out that I respond with out thinking "I DIDN'T DO IT  I PROMISE!!" and I put my hands in the air...the police man just busts out laughing....he told me if I knew who the owner of the complex was because he just came over for security measures and he does this once a month!!

Tuesday, July 20

Now that I have all my pawns in place see....I can begin the operation of planning for the *event* see...no one can know about this see....its perfect I tell you PERFECT!!!!

Friday, July 9

HOORAY..THIS IS MY 100TH POST ON BLOGGER....THIS WILL AMUSE YOU!!!

JohnnyDepp669: we were thinking of meeting for dinner sometime around the 20th or so at like Baker Square or machine shed or something like that to disscuss what we should do for britt cause it would be too hard for every one to get online and chat (something always happens) and yea
ImOkWithThat44: hahahahaha!
ImOkWithThat44: you make it sound like a mob meeting
ImOkWithThat44: discussions and food
ImOkWithThat44: I like it
JohnnyDepp669: yea it does
ImOkWithThat44: so we must all wear fancy clothes
JohnnyDepp669: yes
ImOkWithThat44: Thomas and I will come in suits
ImOkWithThat44: and all the girls must come in dresses
JohnnyDepp669: ok i have suit that I will wear
ImOkWithThat44: because they did not have pant suits during the mob times
JohnnyDepp669: ok i will wear a dress *shudders*
ImOkWithThat44: and we must all assume or alter identities
JohnnyDepp669: great
ImOkWithThat44: of evil and mischeif
ImOkWithThat44: in other words, I get to stay the same
JohnnyDepp669: great even more!!!
JohnnyDepp669: lol
ImOkWithThat44: all I have to do is slick my hair back
ImOkWithThat44: it makes me look like the devil
JohnnyDepp669: lol
ImOkWithThat44: and I will wear my contacts, turning me into satan-spawn
ImOkWithThat44: all will fear me
ImOkWithThat44: I guess
ImOkWithThat44: maybe
ImOkWithThat44: kinda
ImOkWithThat44: a bit
JohnnyDepp669: thats great jordan
ImOkWithThat44: yes, yes they will
JohnnyDepp669: i will wear a dress *shudders* and bring my evil bird to distract out enimies
JohnnyDepp669: our*
ImOkWithThat44: enemies*
JohnnyDepp669: or enimimes
ImOkWithThat44: anti-mimes!
JohnnyDepp669: so where should we meet?
JohnnyDepp669: what shall we eat?
ImOkWithThat44: we shall meet at the place
JohnnyDepp669: ah yes
ImOkWithThat44: you know, THE place
JohnnyDepp669: Of course we do not speak its name
ImOkWithThat44: and there, we shall eat our foods, and drink our drinks
JohnnyDepp669: what about the cops...wont they get suspicious
ImOkWithThat44: (remember, this is in an italin accent)
ImOkWithThat44: cops....right.
ImOkWithThat44: we'll make them an offer
ImOkWithThat44: that they can't refuse
JohnnyDepp669: excellent....excellent....buwahahaha
ImOkWithThat44: then, after we have all been aquiented, we shall disscuss the "assignment"
JohnnyDepp669: You will bring the cigars ..yes?
ImOkWithThat44: at which time, we shall order our desserts, and work out the fine details
JohnnyDepp669: this must be settled within the nights time or we shall blow our cover!!
ImOkWithThat44: brb, I have business to attend to
JohnnyDepp669: Ah yes..I forgot about the business!!!

Wednesday, July 7

Blogger Crossover! FCD

Tuesday, July 6

GOOD MORNING CAMPERS!!!! ITS AN EARLY FRIGGEN WAKE UP CALL!!!!! TODAYS CAMP PROJECT, REMODLE PICHLERS ROOF!!! YES THAT'S RIGHT!!!!! The stupid roof people came over at 7:15, and I normally don't get up untill 9:30 or so, so I was down right mad!!! I walked out side still in my pjs still foggy eyed and stood under these beams that we have that seperate our garage from our main part of the house. I thought I would be safe under these beams cause all of the shingling was going on behind me, well little did i know that I was standing in the middle of the soon to be old shingle pile!!! And sure enough, knowing my luck a huge crap of shingle came down and smacked me straight in the face, and now I have small bits of shingle rock up my nose and emmbeded in my face!!!!

Friday, July 2

Missing

-Shetland Sheep Dog, tri-color
name: Braeden
19 lbs

Been missing since 8 'o clock 7/2/04. Last seen at near Walgreens at 60th and University (West Des Moines area, Iowa).
Please call with any info or sitings.

Cell: 669-7404
Mom's work: 270-2240
Mom's home: 223-1657
Dad's home: 401-8471

Thursday, July 1

Hey I have another website along with my freewebs and blog. The blog is still my main one, but check the other two every once and a while for info and random stuff heres the link www.xanga.com/Electricozzy7 and my freewebs one is www.freewebs.com/Electricozzy7
I found this extremyl offensive....

Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
BEWARE OF YOGURT

JohnnyDepp669: thats either funny or disturbing
tomamama29: what's that?
JohnnyDepp669: ok on my yoplait nouriche smoothie peach bottle it says contains live and active cultures
tomamama29: woah
JohnnyDepp669: yea
tomamama29: so there is a living culture in your smoothie
tomamama29: you're eating culture.
JohnnyDepp669: yep and there active
JohnnyDepp669: they gave me a stomach ache
JohnnyDepp669: yea but i think its funny how they say it on the bottle
tomamama29: "your drink is alive!"
JohnnyDepp669: lol
tomamama29: "do not expose drink to high levels of radiation! this wil result in super yogurt!"
JohnnyDepp669: hahaha
JohnnyDepp669: thats great

Wednesday, June 30

HAHAHAH THIS WAS A GREAT DAY TO GO TO THE MALL!!! OK, me and Alli and Britt were at the mall. What we do for fun is to go into Von Maurs and pick out random outfits for each other...it was my turn and I was changing into an outfit and Alli had gone out to the chash register to get something. Well just as I had gotten the outfit on, Britt called "Pichler guess who's hear!" so I said "Ohh is it Alli?" "No, Pichler, guess again!!!" so I was thinking of who it could possibly be, when all of the sudden I heard a voice that said "Well come on, guess." It took me a millisecond to realize who it was. I yelled "Oh my god" and ran out of the dressing room and Britt was standing right mext to Mrs. Woodburn. I was so incredibly happy and Britt was laughing. Apparently Alli had saw her at the register, and said "Mrs. Woodburn guess who's back in the dressing room, Amanda and Brittany." So she came back and we chatted for about a minute... Today was one of those days that you feel like you just won a million dollars or something!!

Tuesday, June 29

TIMES ARE STRANGE AND TIMES HAVE CHANGED, HERE I COME BUT I AIN'T THE SAME....ALL MIMES I'M COMING HOME..I COULD BE RIGHT...I COULD BE WRONG...IT HURTS SO BAD, ITS BEEN SO LONG..ALL MIMES I'M COMING HOME...YOU TOOK ME IN AND YOU DROVE ME ..YOU HAD ME REALIZE...LOST AND FOUND AND TURNED AROUND BY THE FIRE IN YOUR EYES...I'VE SEEN THE STAGE A HUNDRED TIMES...I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SUN SHINE YEA.. CAUSE ALL MIMES, ALL MIMES I'M COMING HOOO-OOOO-OOOME, I'M COMING HOOO-OOOO-OOOME!!!!

Yea I know it was sorta lame with the mime part, but its my favorite song!!!

Monday, June 28

As of today there are 180 days left untill Christmas ...better hurry and get all fo shopping done!!

Saturday, June 26

Pakistan, Russia, the Uk, and us.
this is an audio post - click to play
Another Indiana Story...

JohnnyDepp669: funny indiana story ..not long though
tomamama29: oh no
tomamama29: another funny indiana story
JohnnyDepp669: hehehe let me tell it
JohnnyDepp669: my aunt, me, and my cousin were at the mall getting some dinner.. and my cousin needed to go to some sports store to get these one things and my cousin asked my aunt if she licked dicks....and my aunt said prouldy" yes i like dicks there very good" all of the sudden the people around her go really quite and just sorta stared it was funny...almost stopped breating
tomamama29: hehe
tomamama29: you realize you typed in "licked" instead of "liked" once?
JohnnyDepp669: oh god did i
tomamama29: yes!
JohnnyDepp669: geesh
tomamama29: and now I have to explain to my sister why I'm laughing
JohnnyDepp669: hahaha
tomamama29: "we asked her if she licked dicks"
JohnnyDepp669: i laugh at me and my bad typing skills
JohnnyDepp669: well tell your sister i am sorry for the interuption
tomamama29: don't be
tomamama29: now she's gone around the corner
tomamama29: hopefully not peeing

*see previous post*
*down*
I get scared easily. Today I went in early to Tech Ed to develope my negatives with Alli Baird and I was looking for Mr. Tow. I heard him messing around in the dark room, I knew he was there (but I guess I just didn't fully comprehend that). So just as I am peeing around the corner, he walks into the doorway. I scream, except it was more like a yelp with a little bit of a hiccup in it. Any ways, every one laughed and I was just embaressed.

Thursday, June 24

pineapplepeoples: why dont you have your permit?
JohnnyDepp669: i dunno cause i still need to finish driving the manual and reading the car
JohnnyDepp669: ack
JohnnyDepp669: switch that
pineapplepeoples: hahahahha
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JohnnyDepp669: baird??
JohnnyDepp669: whats going on
pineapplepeoples: computer keeps logging me off
pineapplepeoples: sorry
JohnnyDepp669: oh
pineapplepeoples: it really doesnt like me
JohnnyDepp669: heheh i can tell
pineapplepeoples: it does that often
pineapplepeoples: its a bad habbit
JohnnyDepp669: its cheating on you
pineapplepeoples: what!?
JohnnyDepp669: yea i am sorry
pineapplepeoples: with who!?
JohnnyDepp669: im not sure if I shoudl tell you this
pineapplepeoples: tell me
pineapplepeoples: i need to know
JohnnyDepp669: the internet
pineapplepeoples: NO!
JohnnyDepp669: yes im sorry
pineapplepeoples: he wouldnt!
JohnnyDepp669: alli there lesbos
pineapplepeoples: then.......
pineapplepeoples: wiat no...........
JohnnyDepp669: hahaaaa..little slow are we baird?
pineapplepeoples: not funny!
JohnnyDepp669: very very funny

Sunday, June 20

Still work in progress... but you can visit my new website (located at the top of the welcome screen) underneeth Are You Wearing Socks? Enjoy!!!

Saturday, June 19

You've all probably been to some kind of online dating service haven't you? Yahoo, Aol, Home, lovestruck.com, etc...but few of you have been to EHarmony.com. This website matched yo on 29 different dimensons...we've all seen the comercial. Well because I was really bored and had a lot of spare time..I thought I'd give a whril.(I didn't put in any real info just some fake stuff... It said when I signed in that for others to veiw you online.. you must complete all 100% of it (there was this tool bar that fills up as you get closer to the end)... They really do match you on 29 demensions it took me a half and hour just to get through 30% of it. But then I stopped, cause it would be really mean to give some man (or women some of you perverts are thinking) flas hopes..so of course I never finished it cause it way too long. Well yea so it works cause they really do match you on 29 dimensions.

Friday, June 18

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
I just fell of a chair and then fell asleep.... interesting random thing.
Hey I am back( but briefly) had a good time so far, nothing too exciting. No Thomas and Jordan, I still haven't died yet. Right now I am in Indiana!!! Hopefully more stories.... Happy Birthday to Mary M. and Doug S. and another coming birthday too Alli B. Brittany have so much fun in New York City and bring back lots of good memories. Call me if you ever want to... I am soo bored!!!! or you can just sit here and stare at the screen until I get back!!! or go to

Wednesday, June 16

WAKA WAKA BANG BANG!!!!!!

Saturday, June 12

in response to the question at the top: Gay.

Wednesday, June 9

Ok here's the scoop.....this is the last time I will most likely post before I get back from my MONTH LONG BY MY SELF TRIP OUT EAST!!!! If I do get internet connection I'll stop by and post, but don't count on it (not that you would cause you all probably have more interesting things to do with your pathetic little lives) In the next month I will be anywhere from Indiana (more stories) Michigan, Washington D.C. or even Iowa (camping). If you truly get bored you can call me on my cell 515-669-7404 or you can just do something on this list of things to do....

1. Sleep or eat
2. Paint a wall and watch it dry
3. Watch VH1
4. Go to Wallmart *enough said
5. Call somebody at 2:00am
6. Watch MYTHBUSTERS
7. Run up and down the stairs untill some one calls you
8. Wrap yourself in duct tape
9. Color by number
10. Laugh so hard you can't breathe and then yawn and make strange noises and call to the world
11. All of the above

A few goals I have for my friends while I am away...

Jordan: Wake up and fix yourself some eggs
Alli: Find something to do while me and Brittany are gone
Brittany: Have a crap load of fun in New York at Carnegie Hall
Thomas: Find the meaning of " I went into the sun" (no offense)
Mary: Stay dry
Joanna: RELAX
Andy: Find a new movie to watch besides Harry Potter

Tuesday, June 8

NEW SEASON OF MYTHBUSTERS TONIGHT ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL AT 7:00 P.M. ITS A MUST SEE!!!!
I went to bed at 10:00 pm and woke up at 2:00 pm today wow! I am also having reoccuring nightmares with the man from 6/5/04 post, he keeps showing up and in my dreams it's not just at the pool. I am seriously freaked out.

Sunday, June 6

test


I was born in the Year
1922
And my favorite color is Three


Saturday, June 5

If men got PMS
a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.
c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.
d) All of the above.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.
Ok so yesterday while me, Alexa, and Mazie were at the pool around 10:00ish we saw this man. And he was standing outside of the pool fence and he had a camara. Now I have this giant 5 foot blow up pesi can and he wanted to take a picture of that. Well we set the pesi can where he could get a clear picture of it and we hid behind someother pool toys and we thought "ok he'll take a picture and that will be it. Well he didn't take a picture of it and he kept moving around to get a picture of us or something. He asked if he could come in, he stated he worked here and he forgot his key. Well we politly asked him if he would leave cause he was making us feel uncomfortable. So he went back to his house to get his key and we fled the scene and ran back to my house. By then Mary, Courtney, Alli and Brittany had shown up to go swimming and I told them to wait inside my house while I went out to go back to the pool armed with my cell phone and a small pocket knife. Mazie followed along and stayed behind me. (Now mind you we still had our swim suits on and I didn't have a towel with e at that moment so two girls walking around with a knife in swimsuits would probably draw some attention) we see the man at his house and we decide to call the police, Mazie dialed and I gave all the information. With in about 30 sec or so the rest of my group showed up and were scared stiff. About a minute later 3 police vehicles showed up and went to go get the man and the camera while another officer stayed behind to get info from me and Alexa and Mazie. This all went on for about 10 min or so then we finally went back to the pool. I am still really scared aboutthis and not to popular with some of the neighbors, (but hey I really don't like any of the neighbors around here anyway so there. So thats what I did over my summer vacation!!!!

Friday, June 4

I am so dam sunburned I look like a brick and I have m.c. so I am very grouchy and in pain and would love to be left alone!!!!!

Thursday, June 3

like2messwithppl: its grandma again
tomamama29: oh, grandma
like2messwithppl: i missed you a lot
tomamama29: on parole again?
like2messwithppl: yes sadly
like2messwithppl: i miss the prison food
tomamama29: oh yes, Wednesday Taco Night
like2messwithppl: its was grey and sloopy and droopy and gulmy mmmmmm
like2messwithppl: yes except wednesday taco nite
tomamama29: that was after dinner, grandma
like2messwithppl: oh yes i have a very bad memory
tomamama29: the grey and sloppy stuff was in the toilet
like2messwithppl: oh I wasnt suppost to eat that?
tomamama29: no, grandma!
tomamama29: human feces is not for consumption!
like2messwithppl: but they smelled so good charles
tomamama29: I am not Charles!
like2messwithppl: bobby?
tomamama29: sure, why not!
like2messwithppl: ok thats what i thought simon
like2messwithppl: so how is life on the farm with nancy
tomamama29: Nancy is well
tomamama29: she's getting rather large
tomamama29: ...do you know that Nancy is my goldfish, Grandma?
like2messwithppl: oh I could of sworn that was suzy
like2messwithppl: maybe it's time I stop sniffing the stuff that my cell mate told me to sniff
like2messwithppl: I am very sorry about not making Georges birthday last august I hope ou canforgive me
tomamama29: but I thought I was George!
like2messwithppl: No your Sara
like2messwithppl: Well what had happened while I was sent to jail for murdering you mom

Wednesday, June 2

1. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? I wish
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> 2. Ever been missing? only from my self
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> 3.Been hurt emotionally: yes
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> 4. Kept a secret from everyone: every one knows my secrets but don’t know details
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> 5. Had an imaginary friend when you were young: yes I did but my parents sent him to jail for sexual harassment . That would explain a few things
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> 6. Wanted to hook up with a friend: yes but sadly it will never happen
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> 7. Had a crush on a teacher: I WAS YOUNG
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> 8. Ever thought an animated character was hot: yes he was in the desert
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> 9. Had a New Kids On the Block tape: no

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> 10. What was the last new movie you saw: THE DAY AFTER 2MARROW
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> 11. Wearing: wouldn’t you love to know
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> 12. Hair Is: on my head

> 13. Eating: nothing
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> 14. Drinking: im 14
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> 15. Thinking about: that spot on the wall
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> 16. Talking to: my computer
> 17. Cried: yes

> 2. Worn a skirt: sadly i have
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> 3. Met Someone New: No but tell me if you meet this Mr. Someone New
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> 4. Cleaned a Room: hahahah I laugh I have 5 feet of clothes on my floor
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> 5. Done laundry: but used way too much detergent. I flooded the floor
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> 6. Drove a Car: a toy car
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> DO YOU BELIEVE IN-----------
>> 1.Yourself: yes
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> 2. Your friends: yeah
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> 3. Santa Claus: no
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> 4. Tooth Fairy: no
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> 5. Destiny & Fate: yes
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> 6. Angels: no
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> 7. Ghosts: yes
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> 8. UFO's: no
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> RIGHT NOW-----
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> 1. Who have you known the longest of your friends? Lauren Sarg.
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> 2. Who's the loudest of your friends? ME
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> 3. Who do you go to for advice: Brittany Johnson
> 4. Who do you cry to: my cat
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> 5. Worst feeling: being sad
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> 6. Who will respond to this the fastest? no one cause I am not sending this no anyone
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> 7. Who did you send this to that will not reply? see above

> 8. Who sent this to you: Brianna H.
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> 9. Whats your nickname? Pichler
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> 1. What time did you go to bed last night? 11:28
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> 2. Paper or plastic I prefer latex
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> 3. What was the last book/magazine you read?: ummmmm
> 4. A TV show you can't stand to watch? anything on the dinsney channel
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> 5. What did you eat for lunch today? cereal
> 6. Do you like to be surprised? Yes!
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> 7. What color is your toothbrush? which one
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> 8. What brand of deodorant do you wear? B and O
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> 9. What is your favorite store? Hot Topic or Best Buy
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> 10. Winter, spring, summer, or fall? I prefer Wispsumall

> 11. Favorite dessert? 3.14
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> Which one would you prefer:
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> 13. Favorite candy? Crunch or Hershey
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> 14. Regular or decaf? regular
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> 15. What characteristics do you admire? humor

16. Favorite holiday? my unbirthday

17. Favorite Time of day? night


18. Fruit or fruit smoothie? fruit smoothie
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> 19. How many rings are you wearing? I AM LORD OF NO RINGS
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> 20. What was the last card you gave someone? a BIRTHDAY
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> 21. What radio station is on where you are right now? not on I don’t listen to the radio


22. Onion rings or french fries: french fries


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> 23. Do you play cards or board games? both

24. Nails: nah I prefer fire or explisves
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> 25. Do you like nuts on your sundaes? no I like nuts on my milk filled hot dogs