The 3 Nerds and the Big Bad Jocks

We have to do this story for theatrics class and we can either do a well known fairy tale or create our own based on a fairy tale. Enjoy!

So one day at Sonishmusfernaggin High, there were these 3 Nerds. And they were on their way to Calculus Class. They were so nerdy, they didn’t have names to call their own. Everyone just called them "Nerd."

On the way to Calculus Class, they had to go through a hallway. This hallway was occupied by 2 jocks. These jocks were the biggest, meanest, stupidest, football-playing jocks anyone had ever seen. Their I.Q. was equal to that of a potato salad.

So first of all came the smallest of the Nerds to come down the hallway to get to Calculus Class.

"Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle!" went the echos of the footsteps in the hallway.
"Who’s that shuffling down our hall?" the jocks inquired stupidly.

"Oh, it is only I, the smallest and weakest of the Nerds." said the smallest Nerd. "I’m on my way to Calculus Class to learn things that will help me get into Harvard or Yale or something."

"A Nerd huh?" replied one of the jocks. "Well perhaps you can help us with our Calculus homework, ‘cause we errm..uhh... kinda forgot to do it last night. And if you don’t help us with it, we’re gonna shove you into one of these lockers, and the janitor will have to get you out."

"Oh no no no no no....you don’t want my help. I’m only a C student. I wouldn’t be any help to you big bad jocks. Wait for the next Nerd. She’s much smarter than I am. And please, please don’t put me into one of those lockers." cried the smallest Nerd.

The 2 jocks exchanged looks and decided that they wanted to look smart for once and decided to let the littlest Nerd off without any harm done.

The littlest Nerd squealed with glee and she quickly hurried to Calculus.

A few seconds later the medium Nerd came down the hallway.

"Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle!" went the echos of the footsteps in the hallway.

"Who’s that shuffling down our hall?" The jocks yelled out.

"Oh, it is only I, the medium and most average of the Nerds." replied the medium Nerd. "I’m on my way to Calculus Class to learn things that will help me become the next Bill Gates."

"Another Nerd huh?" said one of the jocks. "Well perhaps you can help us with our Calculus homework, ‘cause we errm...uhh.. kinda forgot to do it last night. And if you don’t help us with it, we’re gonna shove you into one of these lockers, and the janitor will have to get you out."

"Oh no no no no no....you don’t want my help. I’m only a B student. I wouldn’t be any help to you big bad jocks. Wait for the next Nerd. She’s much smarter than I am. And please, please don’t put me into one of those lockers." pleaded the medium Nerd.

Again the jocks exchanged looks of stupidity and again decided that they wanted to look smart.
So they decided to wait for the smartest Nerd of them all.

The medium Nerd chirped with glee and she quickly hurried to Calculus to join the littlest Nerd.
And almost immediately after the medium Nerd left, the biggest and smartest Nerd turned to walk down the hall.

"Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle!" went the echos of the footsteps in the hallway.

"Who’s that shuffling down our hall?" The jocks bellowed out.

"It is I! The smartest Nerd," said the big Nerd, who was clearly the nerdiest at Sonishmusfernaggin High

She was the Nerd the big bad jocks have been waiting for.

"So you’re the smartest Nerd, eh?" asked the jocks. "Well perhaps you can help us with our Calculus homework, ‘cause your little Nerd friends said that your were the smartest. And if you don’t help us with it, we’re gonna shove you into one of these lockers, and the janitor will have to get you out. You are the smartest Nerd, aren’t you?"

"Oh, I believe I am. I get A’s in all of my classes, and I will help you with your homework. I’ve got this very easy problem that even the most macho of jocks, such as yourselves, could easily figure out." The big Nerd said cooly.

The jocks couldn’t believe it. They were actually gonna get the Nerd to help them with their homework.

"So what’s this ‘magic’ problem you told us about?" Asked one of the jocks.

"Oh it’s right here. All you have to figure out is this easy problem.
1035x2 + -897.04y2 - 2 (t2 - 3t + 109.091) 345x - 2 (t2 + 2t) -.09163xyz + t = 3.14" blurted out the Nerd.

The excitement quickly drained from the jocks dumbfounded faces. They just stood there like the mindless fools that they really are.

The smartest Nerd, let out a whooping cheer, passed between the 2 jocks still in shock and quickly joined the other 2 nerds in Calculus Class.

The 3 Nerds aced Calculus and quickly become well known for getting past the jocks. All though everyone still despised them for being Nerds. All 3 went on to be even bigger Nerds than they were in highschool. Becoming a computer engineer, a professor of chemical math, and the next Bill Gates.

The End